I got a dog And my dog can dance Just not in public And not with my friends
I got a girl And she’s twenty eight Now I’m the coolest guy In all of eighth grade
I know a kid That you never met His dad is rock star We smoked in his van
I know a trick Do you wanna see I can be anything That I pretend to be
We’ll get outta this We’ll get outta this too I’m not proud of this But I’m not proud of the truth And if you run from me Then I’ll use my trick on you The truth is that I’m screwed
I went to France And danced in the rain Then told you all about it On our first date
My dad doesn’t lie So you can’t meet my dad 'Cause you fell in love With the me that went to France
We’ll get outta this We’ll get outta this too I’m not proud of this But I’m not proud of the truth And if you run from me Then I’ll use my trick on you The truth is that we’re screwed
We’ll get out of this 'Cause I love you I do We’ll get out of this 'Cause I love you it’s true And if you’re doubting this If you’re doubting that I do Then oh my god I’m screwed
