It's time for Hanukkah So much fun-uka To celebrate Hanukkah Hanukkah is, the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We get eight crazy nights When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree Here's a list of people who are Jewish Just like you and me David Lee Roth lights the menorah So does James Concord Douglas, and the late Dina Shora Guess who eats together, at the Carnegie Deli? Bowser from Sha NaNa and Arthur Fonzerelli Ponoman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half, too Put them together, what a fine looking Jew You don't need Deck that Halls or Jingle Bell Rock 'Cuz you can spin a dredel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock Both Jewish! O.J. Simpson, not a Jew But guess who is, Hall of Famer Rod Carew We got Ann Landers, and her sister Dear Abby Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish, NOT TOO SHABBY!!!! Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is Well he's not, but guess who is ALL THREE STOOGES!!!! So many Jews are in showbiz Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is Tell your friend Veronica It's time to celebrate Hanukkah Don't forget harmonica On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah Smoke your marijuana-ka So drink your gin and tonic-ka If you really, really, really wanna-ka Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, Hanukkah Happy Hanukkah
