1. 1

    Adam Sandler - Bum Biddy

  2. 2

    Adam Sandler - Forgetful Lucy

  3. 3

    Adam Sandler - Grow Old With You

  4. 4

    Adam Sandler - I Wanna Grow Old With You

  5. 5

    Adam Sandler - What Do You Love

  6. 6

    Adam Sandler - The Thanksgiving Song

  7. 7

    Adam Sandler - Chris Farley Tribute

  8. 8

    Adam Sandler - Somebody Kill Me

  9. 9

    Adam Sandler - Yippie-Yo-Yo-Yea

  10. 10

    Adam Sandler - Crazy Love

  11. 11

    Adam Sandler - Patch Song

  12. 12

    Adam Sandler - Sex Or Weight Lifting

  13. 13

    Adam Sandler - Stan The Man

  14. 14

    Adam Sandler - Assistant Principal's Big Day

  15. 15

    Adam Sandler - At A Medium Pace

  16. 16

    Adam Sandler - Calling Home

  17. 17

    Adam Sandler - Dancing In The Dark

  18. 18

    Adam Sandler - Hanukkah Song Part One

  19. 19

    Adam Sandler - Let It Out, Davey

  20. 20

    Adam Sandler - Medium Pace

  21. 21

    Adam Sandler - Piece Of Shit Car

  22. 22

    Adam Sandler - Real Love

  23. 23

    Adam Sandler - She Comes Home To Me

  24. 24

    Adam Sandler - Thanksgiving Song

  25. 25

    Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song, Pt. 3 [radio Version]

  26. 26

    Adam Sandler - The Peeper

  27. 27

    Adam Sandler - 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden

  28. 28

    Adam Sandler - 7 Foot Man

  29. 29

    Adam Sandler - A Christmas Song

  30. 30

    Adam Sandler - Assistant Principal's Big Day

  31. 31

    Adam Sandler - At The Mall

  32. 32

    Adam Sandler - At The Mall (feat. Kevin Grady)

  33. 33

    Adam Sandler - Baby Got Jack

  34. 34

    Adam Sandler - Back 2 School

  35. 35

    Adam Sandler - Bad Boyfriend

  36. 36

    Adam Sandler - Best Friend

  37. 37

    Adam Sandler - Billy Madison's Victory Song

  38. 38

    Adam Sandler - Buddy

  39. 39

    Adam Sandler - Buddy[moving Train]

  40. 40

    Adam Sandler - Camp Granada

  41. 41

    Adam Sandler - Chanukah Song (III)

  42. 42

    Adam Sandler - Cock N Balls

  43. 43

    Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 1

  44. 44

    Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 2

  45. 45

    Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 3

  46. 46

    Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 4

  47. 47

    Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 5

  48. 48

    Adam Sandler - Cordurory Blues

  49. 49

    Adam Sandler - Corduroy Blues

  50. 50

    Adam Sandler - Creapin´ On The Mayor

  51. 51

    Adam Sandler - Dancin' And Pantsin

  52. 52

    Adam Sandler - Davey's Song

  53. 53

    Adam Sandler - Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot)

  54. 54

    Adam Sandler - Dip Doodle

  55. 55

    Adam Sandler - Do It For Your Mama

  56. 56

    Adam Sandler - Dream On

  57. 57

    Adam Sandler - Eggs And Candy (Snl)

  58. 58

    Adam Sandler - Fatty McGee

  59. 59

    Adam Sandler - Fleiznavidad

  60. 60

    Adam Sandler - Food Innuendo Guy

  61. 61

    Adam Sandler - Four Years Old

  62. 62

    Adam Sandler - Funny Happy Birthday Song

  63. 63

    Adam Sandler - Gay Robot

  64. 64

    Adam Sandler - Girl

  65. 65

    Adam Sandler - Hanukkah

  66. 66

    Adam Sandler - I Feel Pretty

  67. 67

    Adam Sandler - I Feel Pretty(Anger Managment)

  68. 68

    Adam Sandler - I Like Small Butts

  69. 69

    Adam Sandler - I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog

  70. 70

    Adam Sandler - I Will Go Back To School

  71. 71

    Adam Sandler - I'm So Wasted

  72. 72

    Adam Sandler - Im Not

  73. 73

    Adam Sandler - Instead of one day of presents

  74. 74

    Adam Sandler - Intervention Song

  75. 75

    Adam Sandler - Joining The Cult

  76. 76

    Adam Sandler - Kermet and Big Bird Stoned

  77. 77

    Adam Sandler - Knocking Heaven's Door

  78. 78

    Adam Sandler - Leabing Song Part II

  79. 79

    Adam Sandler - Linda Song

  80. 80

    Adam Sandler - Listenin' To The Radio

  81. 81

    Adam Sandler - Long Ago

  82. 82

    Adam Sandler - Love Stinks

  83. 83

    Adam Sandler - Lunchlady Land

  84. 84

    Adam Sandler - Masturbata

  85. 85

    Adam Sandler - Memory Lane

  86. 86

    Adam Sandler - Mother's Day Song

  87. 87

    Adam Sandler - Moyda

  88. 88

    Adam Sandler - Mr. Bake-O

  89. 89

    Adam Sandler - Mr. Spindel's Phone Call

  90. 90

    Adam Sandler - My Little Chicken

  91. 91

    Adam Sandler - Ode To My Car

  92. 92

    Adam Sandler - Oh Mom...

  93. 93

    Adam Sandler - Operaman

  94. 94

    Adam Sandler - Pibb Goes Surfing

  95. 95

    Adam Sandler - Pibb Tries The Skateboarding

  96. 96

    Adam Sandler - Pickin' Daisies

  97. 97

    Adam Sandler - Red Hooded Sweatshirt

  98. 98

    Adam Sandler - Respect

  99. 99

    Adam Sandler - Right Field

  100. 100

    Adam Sandler - Santa Song

  101. 101

    Adam Sandler - Secret

  102. 102

    Adam Sandler - Sid & Alex

  103. 103

    Adam Sandler - Sloppy Joe

  104. 104

    Adam Sandler - Station 69

  105. 105

    Adam Sandler - Steve Polychronopolous

  106. 106

    Adam Sandler - Stoned on Sesame Street

  107. 107

    Adam Sandler - Sun Tan Lotion Song

  108. 108

    Adam Sandler - Sweat Beatrice

  109. 109

    Adam Sandler - Technical Foul

  110. 110

    Adam Sandler - Teenage Love On The Phone

  111. 111

    Adam Sandler - The Adventures Of The Cow

  112. 112

    Adam Sandler - The Amazing Willy Wanker

  113. 113

    Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver

  114. 114

    Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Janitor

  115. 115

    Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher

  116. 116

    Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher

  117. 117

    Adam Sandler - The Beer Song

  118. 118

    Adam Sandler - The Boss And The Secretary

  119. 119

    Adam Sandler - The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions

  120. 120

    Adam Sandler - The Buffoon And The Valedictorian

  121. 121

    Adam Sandler - The Chanuka Song

  122. 122

    Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song

  123. 123

    Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song (II)

  124. 124

    Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song, Part II

  125. 125

    Adam Sandler - The Chaunaka Song (Part 3)

  126. 126

    Adam Sandler - The Cheerleader

  127. 127

    Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview

  128. 128

    Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over

  129. 129

    Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson

  130. 130

    Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal

  131. 131

    Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Girl

  132. 132

    Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman

  133. 133

    Adam Sandler - The Goat Song

  134. 134

    Adam Sandler - The Grandma Song

  135. 135

    Adam Sandler - The Hannukah Oing

  136. 136

    Adam Sandler - The Hypnotist

  137. 137

    Adam Sandler - The Hypnotist feat Kevin Nealon

  138. 138

    Adam Sandler - The Lonesome Kicker

  139. 139

    Adam Sandler - The Longest Pee

  140. 140

    Adam Sandler - The Mayor Of Pussytown

  141. 141

    Adam Sandler - The Mule Session

  142. 142

    Adam Sandler - The Psychotic Legend of Uncle Donnie

  143. 143

    Adam Sandler - The Respect Chant

  144. 144

    Adam Sandler - The Taliban Can

  145. 145

    Adam Sandler - They're All Gunna Laugh At You

  146. 146

    Adam Sandler - Toll Booth Willie

  147. 147

    Adam Sandler - Uses Of The Word Fuck

  148. 148

    Adam Sandler - Voodoo

  149. 149

    Adam Sandler - Ways To Get Bin Laden

  150. 150

    Adam Sandler - Welcome My Son

  151. 151

    Adam Sandler - What The Hell Happened To Me?

  152. 152

    Adam Sandler - Whore! Where Are You?!

  153. 153

    Adam Sandler - You Spin Me Right Round

  154. 154

    Adam Sandler - Zittly Van Zittles

The Goat Song

Adam Sandler

I am a simple goat
I live on the back of a pick-up truck
The Old Man tied me here with a 3-foot rope
Am I happy he don't give a fuck
He's filled with anger, and filled with rage

And tells me I smell like piss
His drink, Jimmy Bean
His chaser, a bear
After that, various alcohols
That's when the beatings get so severe

Asleep I pray he falls
But don't feel sorry for me
Things weren't always this bad
Why, when I was a young talking goat
The Old Man was just like my dad

I come from the hills of Europe
That's where I met the Old Man
He was lost in the woods, I gave him directions
He gave me a tuna can

Then he stopped in his tracks
And he said, "Hey Goat!
Would you like to live with me?
I've got a house with a pick-up truck
In a place across the sea"
I said, "Sure, why not, I've got no family
You seem like a nice guy"

So we went off to America
The home of the apple pie
On the boat, the Old Man told me
I would be a present for his wife
"A talking goat!" he exclaimed,
"She'd never seen this in her life"
I felt so special!

Well, I just couldn't believe it
After all theses years I finally had a friend
He trimmed my beard
He scraped my hooves
I prayed it would never end

But when we got to his house
There was no wife
Only a short, short letter
It said: "I'm leaving you for your broher
Because he fucks me better"
His eyes filled with tears of sadness
His heart was filled with grief

To soothe himself he drank a pint of Old Granddad
And beat me like a side of beef
I screamed, "Send me back to the hills of Europe!"
He just shook his head and said, "Nope!
No one will ever leave me again
To make sure, put on this 3-foot fucking rope."

Present day, I've been on the truck for 51 years
My only friend is the AM radio
Sometimes the neighborhood children stop by
But it's always rocks and beer bottles they throw

At first they're excited to see a talking goat
They gather around to hear what I have to say
But I guess sometimes my stories go ont too long
So they leave and giggle I need a bidet

But you know there was a night that I did get off the truck
When the Old Man was passed out drunk
Three neightborhood kids took me to a rock 'n roll concert
The kind of music, old-school funk
It was the first time I got off the truck
The music made me lose control

The lead singer asked if we were having fun
I said, "Fucking crank that rock 'n roll!"
The women at the show were beautiful
As they danced sexily on the soft grass
One of them even petted my fur
Fuck me in the goat-ass!

Then some long-haired guys grabbed me by the horns
And threw me in the mosh pit
They passed me around and treated me nie
Till I nerviously sprayed them with shit
Then the music stopped
And everything was quite
And all the rock 'n rollers started a fucking goat-riot

Kill the goat!
Kill the goat!
Kill the goat!
Kill the goat!

They chased me under the bleachers
They chased me onto the street
They chased me into an alley
And said I was a dead fucking goat meat
But then I saw a sight
That I never thought I'd see

The Old Man swinging his hickory stick
But he wasn't swinging at me
"Fuck you, pot-smoking turkeys!
Don't you press your luck!"

The long hairs ran away screaming
As I scrambled onto the truck
When we got home, the Old Man said,
"Goat, you broke the sacred law
No! Please! Sorry! Shit!
I'll let it go this time, but if you leave again
I'll break your fucking jaw!"
Super! Great! Okay!

"Thank you Old Man, for saving my life
Thank you again and again
You could have let them barbeque me,
But you acted like a friend"

"I'm not your friend, I don't even like you
I'm just not drunk," he said
To prove his point, he drank a bottle of grain alcohol
And beat the fucking shit out of my head
(Ow, Ow! You're hurting me old man!)
That night I served a concussion
Deep inside my goat brain.
I still cannot feel my tailbone
And I'll probably never walk straight again

I guess you'd call me a scapegoat
A punching bag for the Old Man to mock
Just because his wife left him
For his brother's abnormally large cock

He could have been my buddy
But instead he's a crazy old fuck
And, once again, I go to sleep in my eternal home
The back of the pick-up truck

Goodnight, Old Man!
Yeah, goodnight Goat!

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