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Adam Sandler - Bum Biddy
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Adam Sandler - Forgetful Lucy
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Adam Sandler - Grow Old With You
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Adam Sandler - I Wanna Grow Old With You
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Adam Sandler - What Do You Love
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Adam Sandler - The Thanksgiving Song
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Adam Sandler - Chris Farley Tribute
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Adam Sandler - Somebody Kill Me
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Adam Sandler - Yippie-Yo-Yo-Yea
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Adam Sandler - Crazy Love
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Adam Sandler - Patch Song
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Adam Sandler - Sex Or Weight Lifting
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Adam Sandler - Stan The Man
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Adam Sandler - Assistant Principal's Big Day
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Adam Sandler - At A Medium Pace
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Adam Sandler - Calling Home
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Adam Sandler - Dancing In The Dark
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Adam Sandler - Hanukkah Song Part One
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Adam Sandler - Let It Out, Davey
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Adam Sandler - Medium Pace
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Adam Sandler - Piece Of Shit Car
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Adam Sandler - Real Love
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Adam Sandler - She Comes Home To Me
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Adam Sandler - Thanksgiving Song
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Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song, Pt. 3 [radio Version]
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Adam Sandler - The Peeper
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Adam Sandler - 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden
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Adam Sandler - 7 Foot Man
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Adam Sandler - A Christmas Song
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Adam Sandler - Assistant Principal's Big Day
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Adam Sandler - At The Mall
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Adam Sandler - At The Mall (feat. Kevin Grady)
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Adam Sandler - Baby Got Jack
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Adam Sandler - Back 2 School
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Adam Sandler - Bad Boyfriend
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Adam Sandler - Best Friend
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Adam Sandler - Billy Madison's Victory Song
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Adam Sandler - Buddy
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Adam Sandler - Buddy[moving Train]
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Adam Sandler - Camp Granada
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Adam Sandler - Chanukah Song (III)
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Adam Sandler - Cock N Balls
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Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 1
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Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 2
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Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 3
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Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 4
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Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 5
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Adam Sandler - Cordurory Blues
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Adam Sandler - Corduroy Blues
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Adam Sandler - Creapin´ On The Mayor
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Adam Sandler - Dancin' And Pantsin
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Adam Sandler - Davey's Song
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Adam Sandler - Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot)
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Adam Sandler - Dip Doodle
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Adam Sandler - Do It For Your Mama
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Adam Sandler - Dream On
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Adam Sandler - Eggs And Candy (Snl)
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Adam Sandler - Fatty McGee
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Adam Sandler - Fleiznavidad
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Adam Sandler - Food Innuendo Guy
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Adam Sandler - Four Years Old
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Adam Sandler - Funny Happy Birthday Song
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Adam Sandler - Gay Robot
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Adam Sandler - Girl
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Adam Sandler - Hanukkah
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Adam Sandler - I Feel Pretty
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Adam Sandler - I Feel Pretty(Anger Managment)
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Adam Sandler - I Like Small Butts
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Adam Sandler - I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog
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Adam Sandler - I Will Go Back To School
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Adam Sandler - I'm So Wasted
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Adam Sandler - Im Not
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Adam Sandler - Instead of one day of presents
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Adam Sandler - Intervention Song
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Adam Sandler - Joining The Cult
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Adam Sandler - Kermet and Big Bird Stoned
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Adam Sandler - Knocking Heaven's Door
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Adam Sandler - Leabing Song Part II
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Adam Sandler - Linda Song
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Adam Sandler - Listenin' To The Radio
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Adam Sandler - Long Ago
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Adam Sandler - Love Stinks
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Adam Sandler - Lunchlady Land
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Adam Sandler - Masturbata
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Adam Sandler - Memory Lane
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Adam Sandler - Mother's Day Song
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Adam Sandler - Moyda
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Adam Sandler - Mr. Bake-O
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Adam Sandler - Mr. Spindel's Phone Call
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Adam Sandler - My Little Chicken
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Adam Sandler - Ode To My Car
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Adam Sandler - Oh Mom...
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Adam Sandler - Operaman
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Adam Sandler - Pibb Goes Surfing
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Adam Sandler - Pibb Tries The Skateboarding
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Adam Sandler - Pickin' Daisies
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Adam Sandler - Red Hooded Sweatshirt
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Adam Sandler - Respect
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Adam Sandler - Right Field
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Adam Sandler - Santa Song
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Adam Sandler - Secret
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Adam Sandler - Sid & Alex
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Adam Sandler - Sloppy Joe
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Adam Sandler - Station 69
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Adam Sandler - Steve Polychronopolous
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Adam Sandler - Stoned on Sesame Street
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Adam Sandler - Sun Tan Lotion Song
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Adam Sandler - Sweat Beatrice
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Adam Sandler - Technical Foul
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Adam Sandler - Teenage Love On The Phone
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Adam Sandler - The Adventures Of The Cow
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Adam Sandler - The Amazing Willy Wanker
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Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver
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Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Janitor
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Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher
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Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher
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Adam Sandler - The Beer Song
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Adam Sandler - The Boss And The Secretary
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Adam Sandler - The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions
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Adam Sandler - The Buffoon And The Valedictorian
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Adam Sandler - The Chanuka Song
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Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song
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Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song (II)
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Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song, Part II
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Adam Sandler - The Chaunaka Song (Part 3)
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Adam Sandler - The Cheerleader
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Girl
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman
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Adam Sandler - The Goat Song
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Adam Sandler - The Grandma Song
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Adam Sandler - The Hannukah Oing
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Adam Sandler - The Hypnotist
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Adam Sandler - The Hypnotist feat Kevin Nealon
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Adam Sandler - The Lonesome Kicker
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Adam Sandler - The Longest Pee
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Adam Sandler - The Mayor Of Pussytown
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Adam Sandler - The Mule Session
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Adam Sandler - The Psychotic Legend of Uncle Donnie
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Adam Sandler - The Respect Chant
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Adam Sandler - The Taliban Can
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Adam Sandler - They're All Gunna Laugh At You
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Adam Sandler - Toll Booth Willie
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Adam Sandler - Uses Of The Word Fuck
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Adam Sandler - Voodoo
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Adam Sandler - Ways To Get Bin Laden
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Adam Sandler - Welcome My Son
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Adam Sandler - What The Hell Happened To Me?
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Adam Sandler - Whore! Where Are You?!
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Adam Sandler - You Spin Me Right Round
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Adam Sandler - Zittly Van Zittles
The Goat Song
Adam Sandler
I live on the back of a pick-up truck
The Old Man tied me here with a 3-foot rope
Am I happy he don't give a fuck
He's filled with anger, and filled with rage
And tells me I smell like piss
His drink, Jimmy Bean
His chaser, a bear
After that, various alcohols
That's when the beatings get so severe
Asleep I pray he falls
But don't feel sorry for me
Things weren't always this bad
Why, when I was a young talking goat
The Old Man was just like my dad
I come from the hills of Europe
That's where I met the Old Man
He was lost in the woods, I gave him directions
He gave me a tuna can
Then he stopped in his tracks
And he said, "Hey Goat!
Would you like to live with me?
I've got a house with a pick-up truck
In a place across the sea"
I said, "Sure, why not, I've got no family
You seem like a nice guy"
So we went off to America
The home of the apple pie
On the boat, the Old Man told me
I would be a present for his wife
"A talking goat!" he exclaimed,
"She'd never seen this in her life"
I felt so special!
Well, I just couldn't believe it
After all theses years I finally had a friend
He trimmed my beard
He scraped my hooves
I prayed it would never end
But when we got to his house
There was no wife
Only a short, short letter
It said: "I'm leaving you for your broher
Because he fucks me better"
His eyes filled with tears of sadness
His heart was filled with grief
To soothe himself he drank a pint of Old Granddad
And beat me like a side of beef
I screamed, "Send me back to the hills of Europe!"
He just shook his head and said, "Nope!
No one will ever leave me again
To make sure, put on this 3-foot fucking rope."
Present day, I've been on the truck for 51 years
My only friend is the AM radio
Sometimes the neighborhood children stop by
But it's always rocks and beer bottles they throw
At first they're excited to see a talking goat
They gather around to hear what I have to say
But I guess sometimes my stories go ont too long
So they leave and giggle I need a bidet
But you know there was a night that I did get off the truck
When the Old Man was passed out drunk
Three neightborhood kids took me to a rock 'n roll concert
The kind of music, old-school funk
It was the first time I got off the truck
The music made me lose control
The lead singer asked if we were having fun
I said, "Fucking crank that rock 'n roll!"
The women at the show were beautiful
As they danced sexily on the soft grass
One of them even petted my fur
Fuck me in the goat-ass!
Then some long-haired guys grabbed me by the horns
And threw me in the mosh pit
They passed me around and treated me nie
Till I nerviously sprayed them with shit
Then the music stopped
And everything was quite
And all the rock 'n rollers started a fucking goat-riot
Kill the goat!
Kill the goat!
Kill the goat!
Kill the goat!
They chased me under the bleachers
They chased me onto the street
They chased me into an alley
And said I was a dead fucking goat meat
But then I saw a sight
That I never thought I'd see
The Old Man swinging his hickory stick
But he wasn't swinging at me
"Fuck you, pot-smoking turkeys!
Don't you press your luck!"
The long hairs ran away screaming
As I scrambled onto the truck
When we got home, the Old Man said,
"Goat, you broke the sacred law
No! Please! Sorry! Shit!
I'll let it go this time, but if you leave again
I'll break your fucking jaw!"
Super! Great! Okay!
"Thank you Old Man, for saving my life
Thank you again and again
You could have let them barbeque me,
But you acted like a friend"
"I'm not your friend, I don't even like you
I'm just not drunk," he said
To prove his point, he drank a bottle of grain alcohol
And beat the fucking shit out of my head
(Ow, Ow! You're hurting me old man!)
That night I served a concussion
Deep inside my goat brain.
I still cannot feel my tailbone
And I'll probably never walk straight again
I guess you'd call me a scapegoat
A punching bag for the Old Man to mock
Just because his wife left him
For his brother's abnormally large cock
He could have been my buddy
But instead he's a crazy old fuck
And, once again, I go to sleep in my eternal home
The back of the pick-up truck
Goodnight, Old Man!
Yeah, goodnight Goat!