1. 1

    Adam Sandler - Bum Biddy

  2. 2

    Adam Sandler - Forgetful Lucy

  3. 3

    Adam Sandler - Grow Old With You

  4. 4

    Adam Sandler - I Wanna Grow Old With You

  5. 5

    Adam Sandler - At A Medium Pace

  6. 6

    Adam Sandler - Somebody Kill Me

  7. 7

    Adam Sandler - The Thanksgiving Song

  8. 8

    Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song

  9. 9

    Adam Sandler - I Feel Pretty

  10. 10

    Adam Sandler - Sex Or Weight Lifting

  11. 11

    Adam Sandler - What Do You Love

  12. 12

    Adam Sandler - Chris Farley Tribute

  13. 13

    Adam Sandler - Crazy Love

  14. 14

    Adam Sandler - Dip Doodle

  15. 15

    Adam Sandler - Funny Happy Birthday Song

  16. 16

    Adam Sandler - I Feel Pretty(Anger Managment)

  17. 17

    Adam Sandler - Love Stinks

  18. 18

    Adam Sandler - Medium Pace

  19. 19

    Adam Sandler - The Chanuka Song

  20. 20

    Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson

  21. 21

    Adam Sandler - The Longest Pee

  22. 22

    Adam Sandler - Yippie-Yo-Yo-Yea

  23. 23

    Adam Sandler - 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden

  24. 24

    Adam Sandler - 7 Foot Man

  25. 25

    Adam Sandler - A Christmas Song

  26. 26

    Adam Sandler - Assistant Principal's Big Day

  27. 27

    Adam Sandler - Assistant Principal's Big Day

  28. 28

    Adam Sandler - At The Mall

  29. 29

    Adam Sandler - At The Mall (feat. Kevin Grady)

  30. 30

    Adam Sandler - Baby Got Jack

  31. 31

    Adam Sandler - Back 2 School

  32. 32

    Adam Sandler - Bad Boyfriend

  33. 33

    Adam Sandler - Best Friend

  34. 34

    Adam Sandler - Billy Madison's Victory Song

  35. 35

    Adam Sandler - Buddy

  36. 36

    Adam Sandler - Buddy[moving Train]

  37. 37

    Adam Sandler - Calling Home

  38. 38

    Adam Sandler - Camp Granada

  39. 39

    Adam Sandler - Chanukah Song (III)

  40. 40

    Adam Sandler - Cock N Balls

  41. 41

    Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 1

  42. 42

    Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 2

  43. 43

    Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 3

  44. 44

    Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 4

  45. 45

    Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 5

  46. 46

    Adam Sandler - Cordurory Blues

  47. 47

    Adam Sandler - Corduroy Blues

  48. 48

    Adam Sandler - Creapin´ On The Mayor

  49. 49

    Adam Sandler - Dancin' And Pantsin

  50. 50

    Adam Sandler - Dancing In The Dark

  51. 51

    Adam Sandler - Davey's Song

  52. 52

    Adam Sandler - Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot)

  53. 53

    Adam Sandler - Do It For Your Mama

  54. 54

    Adam Sandler - Dream On

  55. 55

    Adam Sandler - Eggs And Candy (Snl)

  56. 56

    Adam Sandler - Fatty McGee

  57. 57

    Adam Sandler - Fleiznavidad

  58. 58

    Adam Sandler - Food Innuendo Guy

  59. 59

    Adam Sandler - Four Years Old

  60. 60

    Adam Sandler - Gay Robot

  61. 61

    Adam Sandler - Girl

  62. 62

    Adam Sandler - Hanukkah

  63. 63

    Adam Sandler - Hanukkah Song Part One

  64. 64

    Adam Sandler - I Like Small Butts

  65. 65

    Adam Sandler - I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog

  66. 66

    Adam Sandler - I Will Go Back To School

  67. 67

    Adam Sandler - I'm So Wasted

  68. 68

    Adam Sandler - Im Not

  69. 69

    Adam Sandler - Instead of one day of presents

  70. 70

    Adam Sandler - Intervention Song

  71. 71

    Adam Sandler - Joining The Cult

  72. 72

    Adam Sandler - Kermet and Big Bird Stoned

  73. 73

    Adam Sandler - Knocking Heaven's Door

  74. 74

    Adam Sandler - Leabing Song Part II

  75. 75

    Adam Sandler - Let It Out, Davey

  76. 76

    Adam Sandler - Linda Song

  77. 77

    Adam Sandler - Listenin' To The Radio

  78. 78

    Adam Sandler - Long Ago

  79. 79

    Adam Sandler - Lunchlady Land

  80. 80

    Adam Sandler - Masturbata

  81. 81

    Adam Sandler - Memory Lane

  82. 82

    Adam Sandler - Mother's Day Song

  83. 83

    Adam Sandler - Moyda

  84. 84

    Adam Sandler - Mr. Bake-O

  85. 85

    Adam Sandler - Mr. Spindel's Phone Call

  86. 86

    Adam Sandler - My Little Chicken

  87. 87

    Adam Sandler - Ode To My Car

  88. 88

    Adam Sandler - Oh Mom...

  89. 89

    Adam Sandler - Operaman

  90. 90

    Adam Sandler - Patch Song

  91. 91

    Adam Sandler - Pibb Goes Surfing

  92. 92

    Adam Sandler - Pibb Tries The Skateboarding

  93. 93

    Adam Sandler - Pickin' Daisies

  94. 94

    Adam Sandler - Piece Of Shit Car

  95. 95

    Adam Sandler - Real Love

  96. 96

    Adam Sandler - Red Hooded Sweatshirt

  97. 97

    Adam Sandler - Respect

  98. 98

    Adam Sandler - Right Field

  99. 99

    Adam Sandler - Santa Song

  100. 100

    Adam Sandler - Secret

  101. 101

    Adam Sandler - She Comes Home To Me

  102. 102

    Adam Sandler - Sid & Alex

  103. 103

    Adam Sandler - Sloppy Joe

  104. 104

    Adam Sandler - Stan The Man

  105. 105

    Adam Sandler - Station 69

  106. 106

    Adam Sandler - Steve Polychronopolous

  107. 107

    Adam Sandler - Stoned on Sesame Street

  108. 108

    Adam Sandler - Sun Tan Lotion Song

  109. 109

    Adam Sandler - Sweat Beatrice

  110. 110

    Adam Sandler - Technical Foul

  111. 111

    Adam Sandler - Teenage Love On The Phone

  112. 112

    Adam Sandler - Thanksgiving Song

  113. 113

    Adam Sandler - The Adventures Of The Cow

  114. 114

    Adam Sandler - The Amazing Willy Wanker

  115. 115

    Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver

  116. 116

    Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Janitor

  117. 117

    Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher

  118. 118

    Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher

  119. 119

    Adam Sandler - The Beer Song

  120. 120

    Adam Sandler - The Boss And The Secretary

  121. 121

    Adam Sandler - The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions

  122. 122

    Adam Sandler - The Buffoon And The Valedictorian

  123. 123

    Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song (II)

  124. 124

    Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song, Part II

  125. 125

    Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song, Pt. 3 [radio Version]

  126. 126

    Adam Sandler - The Chaunaka Song (Part 3)

  127. 127

    Adam Sandler - The Cheerleader

  128. 128

    Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview

  129. 129

    Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over

  130. 130

    Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal

  131. 131

    Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Girl

  132. 132

    Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman

  133. 133

    Adam Sandler - The Goat Song

  134. 134

    Adam Sandler - The Grandma Song

  135. 135

    Adam Sandler - The Hannukah Oing

  136. 136

    Adam Sandler - The Hypnotist

  137. 137

    Adam Sandler - The Hypnotist feat Kevin Nealon

  138. 138

    Adam Sandler - The Lonesome Kicker

  139. 139

    Adam Sandler - The Mayor Of Pussytown

  140. 140

    Adam Sandler - The Mule Session

  141. 141

    Adam Sandler - The Peeper

  142. 142

    Adam Sandler - The Psychotic Legend of Uncle Donnie

  143. 143

    Adam Sandler - The Respect Chant

  144. 144

    Adam Sandler - The Taliban Can

  145. 145

    Adam Sandler - They're All Gunna Laugh At You

  146. 146

    Adam Sandler - Toll Booth Willie

  147. 147

    Adam Sandler - Uses Of The Word Fuck

  148. 148

    Adam Sandler - Voodoo

  149. 149

    Adam Sandler - Ways To Get Bin Laden

  150. 150

    Adam Sandler - Welcome My Son

  151. 151

    Adam Sandler - What The Hell Happened To Me?

  152. 152

    Adam Sandler - Whore! Where Are You?!

  153. 153

    Adam Sandler - You Spin Me Right Round

  154. 154

    Adam Sandler - Zittly Van Zittles

I'm So Wasted

Adam Sandler

[Sound of crickets. Guy walks across grass]
[Joe:] "Hey pal! How ya doin?"
[M2:] "I'm so wasted, man."
[Joe:] "Yeah, you are, oh ho ho!"
[M2:] "Thanks man."
[Joe:] "It's good party, huh?"
[M2:] "Oh, it's great man."
[Joe:] "Hey that's some good acid, huh?"
[M2:] "Oh, killer man."
[Joe:] "Hey, my pleasure."
[M2:] "I've never been higher."
[Joe:] "Oh ho, you must be freaking out."
[M2:] "Acid's great man."
[Joe:] "It's the best."
[M2:] "Everytime I do acid man, I'm so high."
[Joe:] "Yeah, oh, you must be flipping out right now."
[M2:] "This is the best acid, man."
[Joe:] "What are you seein, man?"
[M2:] "Oh, I, that cloud up there, man."
[Joe:] "Whoa"
[M2:] "It's got a vein in it."
[Joe:] "Oh-Holy Cow! Really!?"
[M2:] "And it's bleeding on me, man."
[Joe:] "It's bleeding on ya? Well watch out!"
[M2:] "Look at my hand, man."
[Joe:] "Yeah?"
[M2:] "It-It's moving, but it's not moving."
[Joe:] "It's not?"
[M2:] "It's still there, but it looks like it's moving."
[Joe:] "Hey, yeah to you it is."
[M2:] "I'm so high."
[Joe:] "Yeah, you must be flipping out."
[M2:] "I'm flipping out off it."
[Joe:] "Hallucinations, man."
[M2:] "Acid..right."
[Joe:] "Hey, I got some news fer ya."
[M2:] "I'm seeing stuff, man."
[Joe:] "Yeah, yer seeing stuff."
[M2:] "RIght."
[Joe:] "Well, that's what happens when you take acid, but you know what?"
[M2:] "What man?"
[Joe:] "Uhhh, that really wasn't acid.
That was just a little piece of paper I ripped off of my notebook."
[Silence]

[M2:] "Wha? It's probly this weed I'm smokin', man."
[Joe:] "Oh, that weed."
[M2:] "That Thai bud, man."
[Joe:] "Whoa."
[M2: Laughing] "Everything's hilarious."
[Joe: Laughing] "That's funny man. Look at that guy."
[M2: Laughing] "That's funny man."
[Joe: Laughing] "Look at that guy's hat man."
[M2: Laughing] "Everything's funny to me, man."
[Joe:] "Right. Hey, how man bones didya smoke? A few joints, man?"
[M2:] "I had about four."
[Joe:] "Whoa, that's a lot of bones to be smokin', man."
[M2:] "The whole thing's man."
[Joe:] "Yeah, you sucked 'em down yerself."
[M2:] "Ain't that hilarious!?"
[Joe:] "You didn't wanna share, didja?"
[M2:] "It was great stuff, man."
[Joe:] "Aww, yeah, hey I got some news on that stuff too."
[M2:] "Hey what man?"
[Joe:] "That's the stuff I sold you, right?
[M2:] "Yeah, right."
[Joe:] "Yeah"
[M2:] "It's funny, man."
[Joe:] "Well, well, uh.."
[M2:] "I'm wasted off it, man."
[Joe:] "Yeah, well that's good. You smoked it, right?"
[M2:] "Right."
[Joe:] "Well that really wans't weed."
[Pause]
[Joe:] "No it wasn't, it was pencil shavings in a bag."
[Silence]

[Joe:] "Yeah."
[M2:] "Well, it's probably this beer.
This beer I'm drinking, man. I must be drunk off it or something.
Ya know, I had about eighteen of them, man."
[Joe:] "Whoa, oh really!?"
[M2:] "I'm just..wasted off 'em."
[Joe:] "That's a lot of beer for a man to drink."
[M2:] "Man, I gotta pea pretty soon, man."
[Joe:] "You didn't dump 'em out in the woods, didja?"
[M2:] "No..no..no.. I drank all of them."
[Joe:] "Right, yeah. I saw you..that's good. Hey didja eat today?"
[M2:]"No, I'm on an empty stomach."
[Joe:] "Whoa, you must be ..yea.. extra buzz for you."
[M2:] "..And that's why I'm so wasted off it man, it's like I'm seeing things, man."
[Joe:] "Yeah, you can hardly stand, man."
[M2:] "You should take my car keys, cuz I can't drive, man."
[Joe:] "Right, right."
[M2:] "I can barely walk."
[Joe:] "Hey man, you better open those eyes up, they're half shut."
[M2:] "There's two of you, man. I can't see anymore, man, I'm blind!"
[Joe:] "Right.. I got the beers, huh? I'm the man, right?"
[M2:] "Yeah, you are the man."
[Joe:] "Say it. Say I'm the man."
[M2:] "Yer da man!!"
[Joe:] "Okay, well that beer.."
[M2:] "Yeah?"
[Joe:] "There was no alcohol in that beer."
[Pause]
[Joe:] "That was non-alcoholic.
So..uhh..again, I'm gonna have to bust you on this one.
You're lying."
[Silence]

[M2: Mumbling] "I'll be right back."
[Joe:] "Ok, buddy, you go sober up."
[Walking different directions, gun goes off]
[Joe:] "Oh my God! He killed himself! He killed himself!"
[Runs over]
[Joe:] "Oh my God! You killed yerself, buddy."
[M2:] "Yeah, I'm dead, man."
[Joe:] "Oh my, oh yer dead."
[M2:] "Yeah, I'm dead, man."
[Joe:] "That is awefull."
[M2:] "There's a big white light and everything, man."
[Joe:] "Yeah! Well you showed us all, man."
[M2:] "Oh man, I'm so peaceful here man."
[Joe:] "Yeah, you see anything weird, or.."
[M2:] "My relatives, man, a big white light, and my grandfather's there and.."
[Joe:] "Ooooh, I remember him, he's a good guy."
[M2:] "He's still wearing the same clothes, and.."
[Joe:] "Hey, say hello fer me, huh?"
[M2:] "Hey man, Joe says hi, man."
[Joe: Chuckling] "Right."
[M2:] "It's yeah..My uncle's here and..."
[Joe:] "Right..right.. Hey I got some news for ya. This is so funny."
[M2:] "Yeah? What, man?"
[Joe:] "Yeah, yeah, before you go, up to heaven.
The gun, you killed yerself with, that's the one I sold you, right?"
[M2:] "Yeah."
[Joe:] "Yeah, well that was a cap gun.
So, there's no way you could have killed yourself."
[Pause]
[Joe:] "Yeah, that's right, ok.. I'm going back to the party. Ok, take care."
[Walks back]

[M2: Whimpering and crying] "I'm moving to a different town man."

[Four weeks later]

[Pouring drink]
[M2:] "Oh this beer is great, man.
This tequila is really strong, man.
It's got a worm, and everything in it, man."
[Buffoon:] "Fuckin' shit!"
[M2:] "All being in the sun, you're even more wasted.
Fuckin' shit is right, man!
I am totally wasted now, man.
I should maybe get an umbrella or something and go in the shade."
[Buffoon:] "I know a guy who can suck his own dick."
[M2:] "Yeah, I know a guy who can do that too.
He's the drummer from Molly Hatchet and one night we had two cases of Southern Comfort, man.
We were so wasted off it.
I'm serious man."

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