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Adam Sandler - Bum Biddy
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Adam Sandler - Forgetful Lucy
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Adam Sandler - Grow Old With You
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Adam Sandler - I Wanna Grow Old With You
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Adam Sandler - What Do You Love
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Adam Sandler - The Thanksgiving Song
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Adam Sandler - Chris Farley Tribute
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Adam Sandler - Somebody Kill Me
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Adam Sandler - Yippie-Yo-Yo-Yea
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Adam Sandler - Crazy Love
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Adam Sandler - Patch Song
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Adam Sandler - Sex Or Weight Lifting
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Adam Sandler - Stan The Man
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Adam Sandler - Assistant Principal's Big Day
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Adam Sandler - At A Medium Pace
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Adam Sandler - Calling Home
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Adam Sandler - Dancing In The Dark
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Adam Sandler - Hanukkah Song Part One
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Adam Sandler - Let It Out, Davey
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Adam Sandler - Medium Pace
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Adam Sandler - Piece Of Shit Car
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Adam Sandler - Real Love
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Adam Sandler - She Comes Home To Me
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Adam Sandler - Thanksgiving Song
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Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song, Pt. 3 [radio Version]
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Adam Sandler - The Peeper
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Adam Sandler - 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden
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Adam Sandler - 7 Foot Man
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Adam Sandler - A Christmas Song
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Adam Sandler - Assistant Principal's Big Day
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Adam Sandler - At The Mall
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Adam Sandler - At The Mall (feat. Kevin Grady)
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Adam Sandler - Baby Got Jack
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Adam Sandler - Back 2 School
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Adam Sandler - Bad Boyfriend
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Adam Sandler - Best Friend
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Adam Sandler - Billy Madison's Victory Song
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Adam Sandler - Buddy
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Adam Sandler - Buddy[moving Train]
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Adam Sandler - Camp Granada
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Adam Sandler - Chanukah Song (III)
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Adam Sandler - Cock N Balls
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Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 1
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Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 2
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Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 3
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Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 4
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Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 5
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Adam Sandler - Cordurory Blues
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Adam Sandler - Corduroy Blues
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Adam Sandler - Creapin´ On The Mayor
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Adam Sandler - Dancin' And Pantsin
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Adam Sandler - Davey's Song
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Adam Sandler - Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot)
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Adam Sandler - Dip Doodle
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Adam Sandler - Do It For Your Mama
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Adam Sandler - Dream On
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Adam Sandler - Eggs And Candy (Snl)
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Adam Sandler - Fatty McGee
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Adam Sandler - Fleiznavidad
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Adam Sandler - Food Innuendo Guy
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Adam Sandler - Four Years Old
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Adam Sandler - Funny Happy Birthday Song
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Adam Sandler - Gay Robot
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Adam Sandler - Girl
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Adam Sandler - Hanukkah
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Adam Sandler - I Feel Pretty
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Adam Sandler - I Feel Pretty(Anger Managment)
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Adam Sandler - I Like Small Butts
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Adam Sandler - I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog
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Adam Sandler - I Will Go Back To School
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Adam Sandler - I'm So Wasted
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Adam Sandler - Im Not
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Adam Sandler - Instead of one day of presents
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Adam Sandler - Intervention Song
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Adam Sandler - Joining The Cult
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Adam Sandler - Kermet and Big Bird Stoned
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Adam Sandler - Knocking Heaven's Door
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Adam Sandler - Leabing Song Part II
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Adam Sandler - Linda Song
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Adam Sandler - Listenin' To The Radio
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Adam Sandler - Long Ago
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Adam Sandler - Love Stinks
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Adam Sandler - Lunchlady Land
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Adam Sandler - Masturbata
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Adam Sandler - Memory Lane
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Adam Sandler - Mother's Day Song
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Adam Sandler - Moyda
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Adam Sandler - Mr. Bake-O
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Adam Sandler - Mr. Spindel's Phone Call
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Adam Sandler - My Little Chicken
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Adam Sandler - Ode To My Car
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Adam Sandler - Oh Mom...
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Adam Sandler - Operaman
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Adam Sandler - Pibb Goes Surfing
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Adam Sandler - Pibb Tries The Skateboarding
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Adam Sandler - Pickin' Daisies
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Adam Sandler - Red Hooded Sweatshirt
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Adam Sandler - Respect
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Adam Sandler - Right Field
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Adam Sandler - Santa Song
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Adam Sandler - Secret
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Adam Sandler - Sid & Alex
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Adam Sandler - Sloppy Joe
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Adam Sandler - Station 69
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Adam Sandler - Steve Polychronopolous
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Adam Sandler - Stoned on Sesame Street
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Adam Sandler - Sun Tan Lotion Song
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Adam Sandler - Sweat Beatrice
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Adam Sandler - Technical Foul
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Adam Sandler - Teenage Love On The Phone
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Adam Sandler - The Adventures Of The Cow
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Adam Sandler - The Amazing Willy Wanker
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Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver
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Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Janitor
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Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher
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Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher
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Adam Sandler - The Beer Song
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Adam Sandler - The Boss And The Secretary
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Adam Sandler - The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions
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Adam Sandler - The Buffoon And The Valedictorian
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Adam Sandler - The Chanuka Song
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Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song
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Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song (II)
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Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song, Part II
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Adam Sandler - The Chaunaka Song (Part 3)
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Adam Sandler - The Cheerleader
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Girl
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman
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Adam Sandler - The Goat Song
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Adam Sandler - The Grandma Song
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Adam Sandler - The Hannukah Oing
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Adam Sandler - The Hypnotist
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Adam Sandler - The Hypnotist feat Kevin Nealon
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Adam Sandler - The Lonesome Kicker
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Adam Sandler - The Longest Pee
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Adam Sandler - The Mayor Of Pussytown
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Adam Sandler - The Mule Session
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Adam Sandler - The Psychotic Legend of Uncle Donnie
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Adam Sandler - The Respect Chant
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Adam Sandler - The Taliban Can
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Adam Sandler - They're All Gunna Laugh At You
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Adam Sandler - Toll Booth Willie
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Adam Sandler - Uses Of The Word Fuck
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Adam Sandler - Voodoo
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Adam Sandler - Ways To Get Bin Laden
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Adam Sandler - Welcome My Son
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Adam Sandler - What The Hell Happened To Me?
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Adam Sandler - Whore! Where Are You?!
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Adam Sandler - You Spin Me Right Round
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Adam Sandler - Zittly Van Zittles
I'm So Wasted
Adam Sandler
[Joe:] "Hey pal! How ya doin?"
[M2:] "I'm so wasted, man."
[Joe:] "Yeah, you are, oh ho ho!"
[M2:] "Thanks man."
[Joe:] "It's good party, huh?"
[M2:] "Oh, it's great man."
[Joe:] "Hey that's some good acid, huh?"
[M2:] "Oh, killer man."
[Joe:] "Hey, my pleasure."
[M2:] "I've never been higher."
[Joe:] "Oh ho, you must be freaking out."
[M2:] "Acid's great man."
[Joe:] "It's the best."
[M2:] "Everytime I do acid man, I'm so high."
[Joe:] "Yeah, oh, you must be flipping out right now."
[M2:] "This is the best acid, man."
[Joe:] "What are you seein, man?"
[M2:] "Oh, I, that cloud up there, man."
[Joe:] "Whoa"
[M2:] "It's got a vein in it."
[Joe:] "Oh-Holy Cow! Really!?"
[M2:] "And it's bleeding on me, man."
[Joe:] "It's bleeding on ya? Well watch out!"
[M2:] "Look at my hand, man."
[Joe:] "Yeah?"
[M2:] "It-It's moving, but it's not moving."
[Joe:] "It's not?"
[M2:] "It's still there, but it looks like it's moving."
[Joe:] "Hey, yeah to you it is."
[M2:] "I'm so high."
[Joe:] "Yeah, you must be flipping out."
[M2:] "I'm flipping out off it."
[Joe:] "Hallucinations, man."
[M2:] "Acid..right."
[Joe:] "Hey, I got some news fer ya."
[M2:] "I'm seeing stuff, man."
[Joe:] "Yeah, yer seeing stuff."
[M2:] "RIght."
[Joe:] "Well, that's what happens when you take acid, but you know what?"
[M2:] "What man?"
[Joe:] "Uhhh, that really wasn't acid.
That was just a little piece of paper I ripped off of my notebook."
[Silence]
[M2:] "Wha? It's probly this weed I'm smokin', man."
[Joe:] "Oh, that weed."
[M2:] "That Thai bud, man."
[Joe:] "Whoa."
[M2: Laughing] "Everything's hilarious."
[Joe: Laughing] "That's funny man. Look at that guy."
[M2: Laughing] "That's funny man."
[Joe: Laughing] "Look at that guy's hat man."
[M2: Laughing] "Everything's funny to me, man."
[Joe:] "Right. Hey, how man bones didya smoke? A few joints, man?"
[M2:] "I had about four."
[Joe:] "Whoa, that's a lot of bones to be smokin', man."
[M2:] "The whole thing's man."
[Joe:] "Yeah, you sucked 'em down yerself."
[M2:] "Ain't that hilarious!?"
[Joe:] "You didn't wanna share, didja?"
[M2:] "It was great stuff, man."
[Joe:] "Aww, yeah, hey I got some news on that stuff too."
[M2:] "Hey what man?"
[Joe:] "That's the stuff I sold you, right?
[M2:] "Yeah, right."
[Joe:] "Yeah"
[M2:] "It's funny, man."
[Joe:] "Well, well, uh.."
[M2:] "I'm wasted off it, man."
[Joe:] "Yeah, well that's good. You smoked it, right?"
[M2:] "Right."
[Joe:] "Well that really wans't weed."
[Pause]
[Joe:] "No it wasn't, it was pencil shavings in a bag."
[Silence]
[Joe:] "Yeah."
[M2:] "Well, it's probably this beer.
This beer I'm drinking, man. I must be drunk off it or something.
Ya know, I had about eighteen of them, man."
[Joe:] "Whoa, oh really!?"
[M2:] "I'm just..wasted off 'em."
[Joe:] "That's a lot of beer for a man to drink."
[M2:] "Man, I gotta pea pretty soon, man."
[Joe:] "You didn't dump 'em out in the woods, didja?"
[M2:] "No..no..no.. I drank all of them."
[Joe:] "Right, yeah. I saw you..that's good. Hey didja eat today?"
[M2:]"No, I'm on an empty stomach."
[Joe:] "Whoa, you must be ..yea.. extra buzz for you."
[M2:] "..And that's why I'm so wasted off it man, it's like I'm seeing things, man."
[Joe:] "Yeah, you can hardly stand, man."
[M2:] "You should take my car keys, cuz I can't drive, man."
[Joe:] "Right, right."
[M2:] "I can barely walk."
[Joe:] "Hey man, you better open those eyes up, they're half shut."
[M2:] "There's two of you, man. I can't see anymore, man, I'm blind!"
[Joe:] "Right.. I got the beers, huh? I'm the man, right?"
[M2:] "Yeah, you are the man."
[Joe:] "Say it. Say I'm the man."
[M2:] "Yer da man!!"
[Joe:] "Okay, well that beer.."
[M2:] "Yeah?"
[Joe:] "There was no alcohol in that beer."
[Pause]
[Joe:] "That was non-alcoholic.
So..uhh..again, I'm gonna have to bust you on this one.
You're lying."
[Silence]
[M2: Mumbling] "I'll be right back."
[Joe:] "Ok, buddy, you go sober up."
[Walking different directions, gun goes off]
[Joe:] "Oh my God! He killed himself! He killed himself!"
[Runs over]
[Joe:] "Oh my God! You killed yerself, buddy."
[M2:] "Yeah, I'm dead, man."
[Joe:] "Oh my, oh yer dead."
[M2:] "Yeah, I'm dead, man."
[Joe:] "That is awefull."
[M2:] "There's a big white light and everything, man."
[Joe:] "Yeah! Well you showed us all, man."
[M2:] "Oh man, I'm so peaceful here man."
[Joe:] "Yeah, you see anything weird, or.."
[M2:] "My relatives, man, a big white light, and my grandfather's there and.."
[Joe:] "Ooooh, I remember him, he's a good guy."
[M2:] "He's still wearing the same clothes, and.."
[Joe:] "Hey, say hello fer me, huh?"
[M2:] "Hey man, Joe says hi, man."
[Joe: Chuckling] "Right."
[M2:] "It's yeah..My uncle's here and..."
[Joe:] "Right..right.. Hey I got some news for ya. This is so funny."
[M2:] "Yeah? What, man?"
[Joe:] "Yeah, yeah, before you go, up to heaven.
The gun, you killed yerself with, that's the one I sold you, right?"
[M2:] "Yeah."
[Joe:] "Yeah, well that was a cap gun.
So, there's no way you could have killed yourself."
[Pause]
[Joe:] "Yeah, that's right, ok.. I'm going back to the party. Ok, take care."
[Walks back]
[M2: Whimpering and crying] "I'm moving to a different town man."
[Four weeks later]
[Pouring drink]
[M2:] "Oh this beer is great, man.
This tequila is really strong, man.
It's got a worm, and everything in it, man."
[Buffoon:] "Fuckin' shit!"
[M2:] "All being in the sun, you're even more wasted.
Fuckin' shit is right, man!
I am totally wasted now, man.
I should maybe get an umbrella or something and go in the shade."
[Buffoon:] "I know a guy who can suck his own dick."
[M2:] "Yeah, I know a guy who can do that too.
He's the drummer from Molly Hatchet and one night we had two cases of Southern Comfort, man.
We were so wasted off it.
I'm serious man."