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Adam Sandler - Bum Biddy
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Adam Sandler - Forgetful Lucy
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Adam Sandler - Grow Old With You
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Adam Sandler - I Wanna Grow Old With You
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Adam Sandler - Somebody Kill Me
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Adam Sandler - What Do You Love
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Adam Sandler - Chris Farley Tribute
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Adam Sandler - The Thanksgiving Song
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Adam Sandler - Yippie-Yo-Yo-Yea
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Adam Sandler - At A Medium Pace
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Adam Sandler - Crazy Love
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Adam Sandler - Hanukkah Song Part One
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Adam Sandler - Patch Song
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Adam Sandler - Sex Or Weight Lifting
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Adam Sandler - Assistant Principal's Big Day
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Adam Sandler - At The Mall (feat. Kevin Grady)
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Adam Sandler - Calling Home
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Adam Sandler - Listenin' To The Radio
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Adam Sandler - Piece Of Shit Car
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Adam Sandler - Real Love
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Adam Sandler - She Comes Home To Me
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Adam Sandler - Stan The Man
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Adam Sandler - The Peeper
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Adam Sandler - 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden
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Adam Sandler - 7 Foot Man
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Adam Sandler - A Christmas Song
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Adam Sandler - Assistant Principal's Big Day
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Adam Sandler - At The Mall
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Adam Sandler - Baby Got Jack
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Adam Sandler - Back 2 School
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Adam Sandler - Bad Boyfriend
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Adam Sandler - Best Friend
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Adam Sandler - Billy Madison's Victory Song
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Adam Sandler - Buddy
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Adam Sandler - Buddy[moving Train]
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Adam Sandler - Camp Granada
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Adam Sandler - Chanukah Song (III)
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Adam Sandler - Cock N Balls
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Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 1
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Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 2
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Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 3
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Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 4
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Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 5
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Adam Sandler - Cordurory Blues
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Adam Sandler - Corduroy Blues
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Adam Sandler - Creapin´ On The Mayor
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Adam Sandler - Dancin' And Pantsin
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Adam Sandler - Dancing In The Dark
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Adam Sandler - Davey's Song
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Adam Sandler - Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot)
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Adam Sandler - Dip Doodle
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Adam Sandler - Do It For Your Mama
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Adam Sandler - Dream On
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Adam Sandler - Eggs And Candy (Snl)
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Adam Sandler - Fatty McGee
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Adam Sandler - Fleiznavidad
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Adam Sandler - Food Innuendo Guy
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Adam Sandler - Four Years Old
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Adam Sandler - Funny Happy Birthday Song
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Adam Sandler - Gay Robot
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Adam Sandler - Girl
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Adam Sandler - Hanukkah
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Adam Sandler - I Feel Pretty
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Adam Sandler - I Feel Pretty(Anger Managment)
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Adam Sandler - I Like Small Butts
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Adam Sandler - I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog
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Adam Sandler - I Will Go Back To School
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Adam Sandler - I'm So Wasted
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Adam Sandler - Im Not
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Adam Sandler - Instead of one day of presents
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Adam Sandler - Intervention Song
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Adam Sandler - Joining The Cult
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Adam Sandler - Kermet and Big Bird Stoned
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Adam Sandler - Knocking Heaven's Door
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Adam Sandler - Leabing Song Part II
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Adam Sandler - Let It Out, Davey
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Adam Sandler - Linda Song
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Adam Sandler - Long Ago
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Adam Sandler - Love Stinks
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Adam Sandler - Lunchlady Land
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Adam Sandler - Masturbata
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Adam Sandler - Medium Pace
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Adam Sandler - Memory Lane
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Adam Sandler - Mother's Day Song
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Adam Sandler - Moyda
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Adam Sandler - Mr. Bake-O
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Adam Sandler - Mr. Spindel's Phone Call
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Adam Sandler - My Little Chicken
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Adam Sandler - Ode To My Car
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Adam Sandler - Oh Mom...
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Adam Sandler - Operaman
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Adam Sandler - Pibb Goes Surfing
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Adam Sandler - Pibb Tries The Skateboarding
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Adam Sandler - Pickin' Daisies
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Adam Sandler - Red Hooded Sweatshirt
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Adam Sandler - Respect
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Adam Sandler - Right Field
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Adam Sandler - Santa Song
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Adam Sandler - Secret
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Adam Sandler - Sid & Alex
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Adam Sandler - Sloppy Joe
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Adam Sandler - Station 69
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Adam Sandler - Steve Polychronopolous
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Adam Sandler - Stoned on Sesame Street
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Adam Sandler - Sun Tan Lotion Song
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Adam Sandler - Sweat Beatrice
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Adam Sandler - Technical Foul
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Adam Sandler - Teenage Love On The Phone
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Adam Sandler - Thanksgiving Song
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Adam Sandler - The Adventures Of The Cow
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Adam Sandler - The Amazing Willy Wanker
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Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver
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Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Janitor
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Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher
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Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher
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Adam Sandler - The Beer Song
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Adam Sandler - The Boss And The Secretary
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Adam Sandler - The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions
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Adam Sandler - The Buffoon And The Valedictorian
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Adam Sandler - The Chanuka Song
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Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song
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Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song (II)
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Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song, Part II
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Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song, Pt. 3 [radio Version]
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Adam Sandler - The Chaunaka Song (Part 3)
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Adam Sandler - The Cheerleader
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Girl
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman
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Adam Sandler - The Goat Song
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Adam Sandler - The Grandma Song
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Adam Sandler - The Hannukah Oing
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Adam Sandler - The Hypnotist
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Adam Sandler - The Hypnotist feat Kevin Nealon
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Adam Sandler - The Lonesome Kicker
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Adam Sandler - The Longest Pee
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Adam Sandler - The Mayor Of Pussytown
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Adam Sandler - The Mule Session
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Adam Sandler - The Psychotic Legend of Uncle Donnie
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Adam Sandler - The Respect Chant
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Adam Sandler - The Taliban Can
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Adam Sandler - They're All Gunna Laugh At You
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Adam Sandler - Toll Booth Willie
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Adam Sandler - Uses Of The Word Fuck
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Adam Sandler - Voodoo
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Adam Sandler - Ways To Get Bin Laden
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Adam Sandler - Welcome My Son
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Adam Sandler - What The Hell Happened To Me?
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Adam Sandler - Whore! Where Are You?!
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Adam Sandler - You Spin Me Right Round
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Adam Sandler - Zittly Van Zittles
Fatty McGee
Adam Sandler
[M1:] "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man."
[M2:] "We just had a test a week ago.
Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!"
[M1:] "And it counts for 80 percent of our grade."
[M2:] "Well we better study our butts off."
[M1:] "Well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library."
[M2:] "Ok, enough talking, let's study!"
[M1:] "All right."
[Turning pages]
[Heavy steps]
[M2:] "Uh oh"
[M1:] "Oh no! Fatty McGee is coming.
We'll never get any studying done with him in the library."
[Heavy steps continue]
[M2:] "Oh god, he's taking the stairs!
That means he's going to be way out of breath!"
[Fatty whining, try to catch breath]
[M1:] "Oh no, he's going to sit with us."
[Fatty: Annoying whining voice] "Hey fellas, studying for the big test?"
[M1:] "Uh, yes Fatty, we were."
[Fatty: Still trying to catch breath] "Great! I'll join ya."
[Fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly]
[M2:] "Hey Fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'till you catch your breath?"
[Fatty:] "No, no, I'm catching it!"
[Fatty continuing to whine and snort]
[M1:] "Ok, ok Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we're trying to concentrate."
[Fatty: Continuing to wheeze and whine louder] "Sure, no problem."
[M1:] "Oh man."
[Fatty: Still snorting and whining loudly]
"This test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know."
[Whining continues even louder]
[M1:] "Yes Fatty, we know, we just said that."
[Wheezing continues a little softer]
[M2:] "Fatty! Please keep it down!"
[Fatty makes snoring/whining sounds]
[M2:] "Is he sleeping!?"
[M1:] "No, it's his deviated sceptum.
Seriously Fatty, keep the breathing down."
[Snoring stops, more weird noise starts]
[M2:] "Ahh geez Fatty, what's wrong with you!?"
[Fatty: Pausing, snorting] "I'm trying."
[Whining continues]
[M1:] "Fatty, you know what's going to happen!
Stop breathing so heavy! Please we gotta study!"
[Whining gets higher and higher until it's continuous]
[M2:] "Oh no, that one's going to do it!"
[Fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling]
[M2:] "Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!"
[Fatty: Continuing his LOUD annoying whine] "I'm sorry!"
[Fireman Ray:] "Fire! Man the building!"
[M1:] "Sorry Fireman Ray, it's not the fire alarm."
[Fireman Ray:] "Fatty McGee, is that you again!?"
[Fatty: Stillin whining annoyingly] "Yes." [Snort] "Sorry." [Snort]
[Fireman Ray:] "Didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?"
[Fatty: Whiney voice] "But I like the stairs!"
[Fireman Ray: annoyed] "Why!?"
[Fatty: Still whining horribly] "They're fun!"
[Fireman Ray:] "Oh Fatty McGee, you're the fattest!"
[Everyone laughing at stupid joke]
[Raspberry]