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    Adam Sandler - Bum Biddy

  2. 2

    Adam Sandler - Forgetful Lucy

  3. 3

    Adam Sandler - Grow Old With You

  4. 4

    Adam Sandler - I Wanna Grow Old With You

  5. 5

    Adam Sandler - At A Medium Pace

  6. 6

    Adam Sandler - Somebody Kill Me

  7. 7

    Adam Sandler - The Thanksgiving Song

  8. 8

    Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song

  9. 9

    Adam Sandler - I Feel Pretty

  10. 10

    Adam Sandler - Sex Or Weight Lifting

  11. 11

    Adam Sandler - What Do You Love

  12. 12

    Adam Sandler - Chris Farley Tribute

  13. 13

    Adam Sandler - Crazy Love

  14. 14

    Adam Sandler - Dip Doodle

  15. 15

    Adam Sandler - Funny Happy Birthday Song

  16. 16

    Adam Sandler - I Feel Pretty(Anger Managment)

  17. 17

    Adam Sandler - Love Stinks

  18. 18

    Adam Sandler - Medium Pace

  19. 19

    Adam Sandler - The Chanuka Song

  20. 20

    Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson

  21. 21

    Adam Sandler - The Longest Pee

  22. 22

    Adam Sandler - Yippie-Yo-Yo-Yea

  23. 23

    Adam Sandler - 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden

  24. 24

    Adam Sandler - 7 Foot Man

  25. 25

    Adam Sandler - A Christmas Song

  26. 26

    Adam Sandler - Assistant Principal's Big Day

  27. 27

    Adam Sandler - Assistant Principal's Big Day

  28. 28

    Adam Sandler - At The Mall

  29. 29

    Adam Sandler - At The Mall (feat. Kevin Grady)

  30. 30

    Adam Sandler - Baby Got Jack

  31. 31

    Adam Sandler - Back 2 School

  32. 32

    Adam Sandler - Bad Boyfriend

  33. 33

    Adam Sandler - Best Friend

  34. 34

    Adam Sandler - Billy Madison's Victory Song

  35. 35

    Adam Sandler - Buddy

  36. 36

    Adam Sandler - Buddy[moving Train]

  37. 37

    Adam Sandler - Calling Home

  38. 38

    Adam Sandler - Camp Granada

  39. 39

    Adam Sandler - Chanukah Song (III)

  40. 40

    Adam Sandler - Cock N Balls

  41. 41

    Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 1

  42. 42

    Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 2

  43. 43

    Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 3

  44. 44

    Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 4

  45. 45

    Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 5

  46. 46

    Adam Sandler - Cordurory Blues

  47. 47

    Adam Sandler - Corduroy Blues

  48. 48

    Adam Sandler - Creapin´ On The Mayor

  49. 49

    Adam Sandler - Dancin' And Pantsin

  50. 50

    Adam Sandler - Dancing In The Dark

  51. 51

    Adam Sandler - Davey's Song

  52. 52

    Adam Sandler - Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot)

  53. 53

    Adam Sandler - Do It For Your Mama

  54. 54

    Adam Sandler - Dream On

  55. 55

    Adam Sandler - Eggs And Candy (Snl)

  56. 56

    Adam Sandler - Fatty McGee

  57. 57

    Adam Sandler - Fleiznavidad

  58. 58

    Adam Sandler - Food Innuendo Guy

  59. 59

    Adam Sandler - Four Years Old

  60. 60

    Adam Sandler - Gay Robot

  61. 61

    Adam Sandler - Girl

  62. 62

    Adam Sandler - Hanukkah

  63. 63

    Adam Sandler - Hanukkah Song Part One

  64. 64

    Adam Sandler - I Like Small Butts

  65. 65

    Adam Sandler - I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog

  66. 66

    Adam Sandler - I Will Go Back To School

  67. 67

    Adam Sandler - I'm So Wasted

  68. 68

    Adam Sandler - Im Not

  69. 69

    Adam Sandler - Instead of one day of presents

  70. 70

    Adam Sandler - Intervention Song

  71. 71

    Adam Sandler - Joining The Cult

  72. 72

    Adam Sandler - Kermet and Big Bird Stoned

  73. 73

    Adam Sandler - Knocking Heaven's Door

  74. 74

    Adam Sandler - Leabing Song Part II

  75. 75

    Adam Sandler - Let It Out, Davey

  76. 76

    Adam Sandler - Linda Song

  77. 77

    Adam Sandler - Listenin' To The Radio

  78. 78

    Adam Sandler - Long Ago

  79. 79

    Adam Sandler - Lunchlady Land

  80. 80

    Adam Sandler - Masturbata

  81. 81

    Adam Sandler - Memory Lane

  82. 82

    Adam Sandler - Mother's Day Song

  83. 83

    Adam Sandler - Moyda

  84. 84

    Adam Sandler - Mr. Bake-O

  85. 85

    Adam Sandler - Mr. Spindel's Phone Call

  86. 86

    Adam Sandler - My Little Chicken

  87. 87

    Adam Sandler - Ode To My Car

  88. 88

    Adam Sandler - Oh Mom...

  89. 89

    Adam Sandler - Operaman

  90. 90

    Adam Sandler - Patch Song

  91. 91

    Adam Sandler - Pibb Goes Surfing

  92. 92

    Adam Sandler - Pibb Tries The Skateboarding

  93. 93

    Adam Sandler - Pickin' Daisies

  94. 94

    Adam Sandler - Piece Of Shit Car

  95. 95

    Adam Sandler - Real Love

  96. 96

    Adam Sandler - Red Hooded Sweatshirt

  97. 97

    Adam Sandler - Respect

  98. 98

    Adam Sandler - Right Field

  99. 99

    Adam Sandler - Santa Song

  100. 100

    Adam Sandler - Secret

  101. 101

    Adam Sandler - She Comes Home To Me

  102. 102

    Adam Sandler - Sid & Alex

  103. 103

    Adam Sandler - Sloppy Joe

  104. 104

    Adam Sandler - Stan The Man

  105. 105

    Adam Sandler - Station 69

  106. 106

    Adam Sandler - Steve Polychronopolous

  107. 107

    Adam Sandler - Stoned on Sesame Street

  108. 108

    Adam Sandler - Sun Tan Lotion Song

  109. 109

    Adam Sandler - Sweat Beatrice

  110. 110

    Adam Sandler - Technical Foul

  111. 111

    Adam Sandler - Teenage Love On The Phone

  112. 112

    Adam Sandler - Thanksgiving Song

  113. 113

    Adam Sandler - The Adventures Of The Cow

  114. 114

    Adam Sandler - The Amazing Willy Wanker

  115. 115

    Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver

  116. 116

    Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Janitor

  117. 117

    Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher

  118. 118

    Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher

  119. 119

    Adam Sandler - The Beer Song

  120. 120

    Adam Sandler - The Boss And The Secretary

  121. 121

    Adam Sandler - The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions

  122. 122

    Adam Sandler - The Buffoon And The Valedictorian

  123. 123

    Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song (II)

  124. 124

    Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song, Part II

  125. 125

    Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song, Pt. 3 [radio Version]

  126. 126

    Adam Sandler - The Chaunaka Song (Part 3)

  127. 127

    Adam Sandler - The Cheerleader

  128. 128

    Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview

  129. 129

    Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over

  130. 130

    Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal

  131. 131

    Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Girl

  132. 132

    Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman

  133. 133

    Adam Sandler - The Goat Song

  134. 134

    Adam Sandler - The Grandma Song

  135. 135

    Adam Sandler - The Hannukah Oing

  136. 136

    Adam Sandler - The Hypnotist

  137. 137

    Adam Sandler - The Hypnotist feat Kevin Nealon

  138. 138

    Adam Sandler - The Lonesome Kicker

  139. 139

    Adam Sandler - The Mayor Of Pussytown

  140. 140

    Adam Sandler - The Mule Session

  141. 141

    Adam Sandler - The Peeper

  142. 142

    Adam Sandler - The Psychotic Legend of Uncle Donnie

  143. 143

    Adam Sandler - The Respect Chant

  144. 144

    Adam Sandler - The Taliban Can

  145. 145

    Adam Sandler - They're All Gunna Laugh At You

  146. 146

    Adam Sandler - Toll Booth Willie

  147. 147

    Adam Sandler - Uses Of The Word Fuck

  148. 148

    Adam Sandler - Voodoo

  149. 149

    Adam Sandler - Ways To Get Bin Laden

  150. 150

    Adam Sandler - Welcome My Son

  151. 151

    Adam Sandler - What The Hell Happened To Me?

  152. 152

    Adam Sandler - Whore! Where Are You?!

  153. 153

    Adam Sandler - You Spin Me Right Round

  154. 154

    Adam Sandler - Zittly Van Zittles

Do It For Your Mama

Adam Sandler

[J.N.:] "I can make a bigger splash than you!"
[Jimmy:] "Oh yeah, give it a shot."

[While jumping up and down on diving board]
[J.N.:] "Can opener!"
[Big splash]
[Jimmy:] "Man, that one was huge."
[J.N.:] "You go."

[While running towards pool]
[Jimmy:] "Ahhhh, jacknife!"

[Jumps in and small splash]
[Tracy:] "That was a dud, Jimmy."
[Jimmy:] "Shutup, Tracy."
[Tracy:] "You shutup."

[Door opens, walks over]
[Momma:] "Lunch time kids."

[Kids yelling happily]
[Momma:] "I made some jelly sandwiches and sliced up some cantelope.
I figured you could eat a little food and and then maybe play with yer cock and balls fer a while."
[J.N.:] "I'm just gonna eat, mom."
[Momma:] "All right. And then maybe a little later, you can play with yer cock and balls fer momma."
[J.N.:] "I don't think so."
[Momma:] "Ok. Slow down Jimmy, yer already halfway done with yer sandwhich.
You're gonna get a belly ache."
[Jimmy:] "No I'm not. I'm hungry."
[Momma:] "I know, but you shouldn't so fast.
You're rushing honey, you're gonna choke. Put down your sandwhich and beat off your cock and balls for a little bit. Pace yourself."
[Jimmy:] "Oh god."

[Momma:] "Tracy, do you want some fruit or a sandwhich?"
[Tracy:] "No mom, I'm trying to lose weight. Guy said I'm getting fat."
[Momma:] "What? You look beautiful honey. He's crazy."
[Tracy:] "Guy said last summer I looked better in a bathing suit, so I'm gonna try to lose like three or four pounds."
[Momma:] "Awww, sweetheart.
You've got so much to learn.
Guy doesn't want you to lose weight, baby.
It's just his way of telling you he wants you to smack around his cock and balls some more, honey.
He's got some balls and some cock. You gotta stroke his schlong or at least bite his nuts."
[Tracy:] "Mom!"
[Momma:] "You're scared, aren't ya honey.
You want momma to help you?
Momma will stroke Guy's penis for him.
No one has to know. I'll sneak in when it's dark."
[Tracy:] "No! Mom, please!"
[Momma:] "You don't know how to tug on the cock and balls?
You need momma to show you?
Get me a carrot, sweetheart.
Where are you going!?"

[J.N.:] "Mom, where's the suntan lotion?"
[Momma:] "It's under the chair baby.
You gonna lube up yer cock and balls and wack it for a little bit?"
[J.N.:] "Uhh, no. I'm just going to put some on my face so I don't get sunburnt."
[Momma:] "Smart thinking honey.
And while yer at it you can put some on your brother's ding dong and knock around his nuts for him."
[Jimmy:] "Mom!"
[Momma:] "What Jimmy. Why don't you let your brother wack your cock and nuts for a little bit.
You're not playing with them right now so why not let him. Share, baby!"
[Jimmy:] "You're weird mom! I'm going swimming!"
[Momma:] "Oh, you shouldn't swim for a half an hour. I read that."
[Jimmy:] "Why?"
[Momma:] "Because you just ate, honey.
And you'll get cramps.
Why don't you just lay on the side of the pool and jiggle your balls for momma."
[Jimmy:] "It's ok. I'll stay in the shallow end."
[Momma:] "Ok, baby. But don't hurt yourself with that big juicy hog of yours."

[Jimmy:] "Hey, J.N. Throw me that frisby."
[J.N.:] "Here! Whoops!"

[Sails over and falls to the ground]
[Jimmy:] "Nice throw. Right over the fence and into the Chasen's yard."
[Momma:] "Don't get all huffy puffy. I'll get it.
Momma will make everything all right.
J.N. you watch Jimmy and make sure he's safe in that water."
[J.N.:] "Ok, ma."
[Momma:] "And if you want you can beat your cock and balls. Hi Mr. Chasen!"
[Mr. Chasen: "Oh, hi Emily. How are you?"
[Momma:] "Oh, the boys threw the frisbee over the fence again.
And there it is under the bush."
[Mr. Chasen:] "I'll get it for you."
[Momma:] "Sorry. Thank you.
And while your under that bush, why don't you jack around your cock and balls for yourself.
You can stare at my jugs and play with that healthy wang of yours."
[Mr. Chasen:] "No, I'll just.. I'll just get your frisbee."
[Momma:] "All right baby."
[Mr. Chasen:] "Here you go."
[Momma:] "Thank you. Thanks. Thank Mr. Chasen, boys!"
[Boys:] "Thanks Mr. Chasen!"
[Mr. Chasen:] "You're welcome fellas."
[Momma:] "Have a good day.
Oh, and..and tell your son Tommy,
if he wants to come over later and play with his cock and balls with the kids he's always welcome.
I don't know what happened with him and the boys,
but they don't seem to be friendly anymore."
[Mr. Chasen:] "I'll do that Emily."
[Momma:] "All right. He's got a big one. You know that."

[Momma:] "Tracy! You're boyfriend Guy's car just pulled up."
[Tracy:] "Ok mom. Please don't embarass me!"
[Momma:] "Everything embarasses you at this age, but I'll do my best.
Don't worry."
[Guy:] "Is it ok to come in?"
[Tracy:] "Come on back here guy!"
[Momma:] "Oh!"
[Tracy:] "Thanks for coming over!"
[Momma:] "Nice to see you Guy."
[Guy:] "Hi Mrs. Tucker."
[Momma:] "Why don't you go for a swim with the others?"
[Guy:] "I didn't bring a bathing suit with me."
[Momma:] "Oh no! You don't need a bathing suit.
Just pull off your clothes and let your cock and balls feel the nice warm water."
[Guy:] "Uhhh, that's ok, Mrs. Tucker."
[Momma:] "Come on! Pull out your cock and balls.
The water's heated. You'll love it."
[Tracy:] "Mom! Stop it! Now!"
[Momma:] "What are you talking about, honey!?
This way his balls are out, you can stroke his ding dong in front of all of us.
Come on, pull out that hog of yours.
I wanna see it anyways.
I wanna know what my daughter's been stroking."
[Tracy:] "Mom! Stop it!"
[Momma:] "In fact, everybody, pull out your cock and balls and rub it for momma.
Play with yourself. It'll be good. Everyone. Wack away!"
[J.N.:] "You're sick mom! I'm leaving."
[Jimmy:] "I'm going to Billy's house. I can't take this anymore."

[Walking away]
[Guy:] "Come on, let's go."
[Tracy:] "You've humiliated me and Guy. We are so outta here."

[Momma:] "What did I do? What is the matter with you all?
Come back here!
You're ruining the day!
It's so beautiful out.
This is too much of a..."

[Picks up phone and starts dialing while car drives off]
"I can't take these kids anymore..."

[Phone rings and gets picked up]
[Grandma:] "Hello?"
[Momma:] "Momma, it's me, I'm very upset,"
[Grandma:] "Oh, what's the matter, baby?"
[Momma:] "The kids are yelling at me and they left me here all alone."
[Grandma:] "Did you tell them the kids to play with their cock and balls?"
[Momma:] "I told them to play with their cock and balls."
[Grandma:] "And what did they say?"
[Momma:] "They don't wanna play with them anymore."
[Grandma:] "Why don't they wanna play with them anymore?"
[Momma:] "I don't understand. They've got cock and balls. They should play with them."
[Grandma:] "Poppy always loves when I play with his cock and balls."
[Momma:] "You smack around daddy's cock still, why shouldn't they beat theirs?"
[Grandma:] "Tell them to come over to grandma's house. I'll play with their cock and balls."
[Momma:] "Oh momma."

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