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Adam Sandler - Patch Song
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Adam Sandler - Forgetful Lucy
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Adam Sandler - Somebody Kill Me
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Adam Sandler - Bum Biddy
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Adam Sandler - I Wanna Grow Old With You
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Adam Sandler - Chris Farley Tribute
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Adam Sandler - At A Medium Pace
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Adam Sandler - Grow Old With You
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Adam Sandler - I Feel Pretty
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Adam Sandler - Medium Pace
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Adam Sandler - Real Love
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Adam Sandler - Welcome My Son
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Adam Sandler - Yippie-Yo-Yo-Yea
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Adam Sandler - 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden
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Adam Sandler - A Christmas Song
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Adam Sandler - Food Innuendo Guy
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Adam Sandler - Hanukkah Song Part One
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Adam Sandler - I Will Go Back To School
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Adam Sandler - Mother's Day Song
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Adam Sandler - My Little Chicken
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Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver
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Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song
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Adam Sandler - 7 Foot Man
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Adam Sandler - Assistant Principal's Big Day
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Adam Sandler - Assistant Principal's Big Day
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Adam Sandler - At The Mall
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Adam Sandler - At The Mall (feat. Kevin Grady)
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Adam Sandler - Back 2 School
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Adam Sandler - Bad Boyfriend
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Adam Sandler - Best Friend
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Adam Sandler - Billy Madison's Victory Song
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Adam Sandler - Buddy
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Adam Sandler - Buddy[moving Train]
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Adam Sandler - Calling Home
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Adam Sandler - Camp Granada
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Adam Sandler - Chanukah Song (III)
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Adam Sandler - Cock N Balls
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Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 1
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Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 2
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Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 3
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Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 4
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Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 5
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Adam Sandler - Cordurory Blues
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Adam Sandler - Corduroy Blues
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Adam Sandler - Crazy Love
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Adam Sandler - Creapin´ On The Mayor
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Adam Sandler - Dancin' And Pantsin
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Adam Sandler - Dancing In The Dark
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Adam Sandler - Davey's Song
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Adam Sandler - Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot)
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Adam Sandler - Dip Doodle
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Adam Sandler - Do It For Your Mama
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Adam Sandler - Dream On
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Adam Sandler - Eggs And Candy (Snl)
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Adam Sandler - Fatty McGee
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Adam Sandler - Fleiznavidad
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Adam Sandler - Four Years Old
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Adam Sandler - Funny Happy Birthday Song
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Adam Sandler - Gay Robot
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Adam Sandler - Girl
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Adam Sandler - Hanukkah
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Adam Sandler - I Feel Pretty(Anger Managment)
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Adam Sandler - I'm So Wasted
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Adam Sandler - Im Not
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Adam Sandler - Instead of one day of presents
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Adam Sandler - Intervention Song
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Adam Sandler - Joining The Cult
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Adam Sandler - Kermet and Big Bird Stoned
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Adam Sandler - Knocking Heaven's Door
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Adam Sandler - Leabing Song Part II
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Adam Sandler - Let It Out, Davey
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Adam Sandler - Linda Song
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Adam Sandler - Listenin' To The Radio
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Adam Sandler - Long Ago
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Adam Sandler - Love Stinks
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Adam Sandler - Lunchlady Land
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Adam Sandler - Masturbata
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Adam Sandler - Memory Lane
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Adam Sandler - Moyda
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Adam Sandler - Mr. Bake-O
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Adam Sandler - Mr. Spindel's Phone Call
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Adam Sandler - Ode To My Car
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Adam Sandler - Oh Mom...
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Adam Sandler - Operaman
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Adam Sandler - Pibb Goes Surfing
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Adam Sandler - Pibb Tries The Skateboarding
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Adam Sandler - Pickin' Daisies
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Adam Sandler - Piece Of Shit Car
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Adam Sandler - Red Hooded Sweatshirt
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Adam Sandler - Respect
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Adam Sandler - Right Field
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Adam Sandler - Santa Song
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Adam Sandler - Secret
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Adam Sandler - Sex Or Weight Lifting
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Adam Sandler - She Comes Home To Me
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Adam Sandler - Sid & Alex
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Adam Sandler - Sloppy Joe
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Adam Sandler - Stan The Man
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Adam Sandler - Station 69
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Adam Sandler - Steve Polychronopolous
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Adam Sandler - Stoned on Sesame Street
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Adam Sandler - Sun Tan Lotion Song
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Adam Sandler - Sweat Beatrice
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Adam Sandler - Technical Foul
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Adam Sandler - Teenage Love On The Phone
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Adam Sandler - Thanksgiving Song
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Adam Sandler - The Adventures Of The Cow
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Adam Sandler - The Amazing Willy Wanker
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Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Janitor
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Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher
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Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher
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Adam Sandler - The Beer Song
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Adam Sandler - The Boss And The Secretary
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Adam Sandler - The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions
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Adam Sandler - The Buffoon And The Valedictorian
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Adam Sandler - The Chanuka Song
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Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song (II)
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Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song, Part II
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Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song, Pt. 3 [radio Version]
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Adam Sandler - The Chaunaka Song (Part 3)
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Adam Sandler - The Cheerleader
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Girl
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman
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Adam Sandler - The Goat Song
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Adam Sandler - The Grandma Song
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Adam Sandler - The Hannukah Oing
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Adam Sandler - The Hypnotist
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Adam Sandler - The Hypnotist feat Kevin Nealon
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Adam Sandler - The Lonesome Kicker
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Adam Sandler - The Longest Pee
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Adam Sandler - The Mayor Of Pussytown
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Adam Sandler - The Mule Session
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Adam Sandler - The Peeper
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Adam Sandler - The Psychotic Legend of Uncle Donnie
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Adam Sandler - The Respect Chant
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Adam Sandler - The Taliban Can
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Adam Sandler - The Thanksgiving Song
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Adam Sandler - They're All Gunna Laugh At You
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Adam Sandler - Toll Booth Willie
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Adam Sandler - Uses Of The Word Fuck
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Adam Sandler - Voodoo
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Adam Sandler - Ways To Get Bin Laden
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Adam Sandler - What Do You Love
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Adam Sandler - What The Hell Happened To Me?
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Adam Sandler - Whore! Where Are You?!
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Adam Sandler - You Spin Me Right Round
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Adam Sandler - Zittly Van Zittles
The Peeper
Adam Sandler
[Leaves rusteling]
Peeper: Climin' the tree. slowly. quietly. lookin' for next branch. found it. got it. windo high. great view. settelin' in. keepin' it quiet. hidden. heart pounding through chest. waiting. lookin' around. nervous. lights on, jackpot, here she is. oh my. no pants. classey. not to tight. walkin around the room. no idea Im here. lovin' it. Rubbin her feet. tough day. relaxin'. hops off bed, goin twards bathroom. shuttin' the door. alone again... waiting. lookin' around. board. pullin' out nippel clips. Painful! ow... but these are a bit.
[door opening]
Bathroom door opens. lovin' it. oooh my.... hairs in a pony tale. she picks up the tv clicker. click
[tv makes noises]
sittin' back. watchin. watchin' her watch. lovin it.
[giggling]
she laughs. ha ha ha. I laugh. oh yea. sharin a moment.
[dog panting]
theres a dog. not good.
[sniffing]
he can smell me. should've shoured.
[barking]
barkin. wont leave. oh no, here she comes. stayin motionless. fuckin' dogs loosin it.
[window open]
girl: Bud! you be quiet and go home like a good boy.
[dog stops barking and walks off]
Peeper: dosnt see me. she's gorgous. Im grotesque.
[knock]
Peeper: knock at front door! she goes to answer!
[door opens]
Peeper: Its him.... chizzeled features.. they kiss. Im fuming. also hard. hatin' myself. sniffin fingers.
woman: ohhh...
Peeper: she moans! ohhhh! I moan. He looks up. busted. should not have moaned...
[footsteps]
Peeper: he walks toword windo. muscular
man: this guy. gotta be fuckin kiddin me
Peeper: full of rage. looking right at me.
man: theres a guy in the tree out here.
Peeper: full of shame.
woman: are you serious?
Peeper: completely worthless. hard as a rock.
man: I see you shit head! well the cops are comin you sick fuck! and if you even think of runnin away Ill bash your fuckin' skull with a lead pipe!
Peeper: stayin still. motionless. pretending to be a squirrel.
[squirrel noises]
[dialing]
Peeper: not working. shes calling. dreams shattered
[talking]
Peeper: ultamate humiliation.
[squirt]
Peeper: ejaculating.
man: AWWW!!! YOU GROSS PIG! YOUR A PIECE OF SHIT YA KNOW THAT!
Peeper: yes I do... cant help myself.
[car pulling up and door opening]
cop: L.A.P.D. get down from the tree buddy.
[squirrel noises]
Peeper: trying the squirrel thing again. looking for a nut.
cop: I said get down from there!
Peeper: down I go...
[Slam, slam, slam, slam]
Peeper: Oh!
woman: I hope they put you im for a long time! you need some serious help you ass hole!
Peeper walking away: I know I do... Its an addiction
cop: lets go big guy, c'mon
Peeper: wifes going to kill me.
cop: dont be doing this shit mr... nippel clips.
[Peeper slamming into cp car seat]
Peeper: handcuffed... cant sniff fingers...
[door slams and engine warms up]
Peeper: please piss on me...
cop: yea, this is officer Tyler, everythings under controle.
Peeper: PLEASE piss on me? If somebody could piss on me, that would be great.
singers: The peeper, belly eaper, hes goin off to jail! WOAH!