1. 1

    Adam Sandler - Bum Biddy

  2. 2

    Adam Sandler - Patch Song

  3. 3

    Adam Sandler - Forgetful Lucy

  4. 4

    Adam Sandler - I Wanna Grow Old With You

  5. 5

    Adam Sandler - Grow Old With You

  6. 6

    Adam Sandler - At A Medium Pace

  7. 7

    Adam Sandler - Somebody Kill Me

  8. 8

    Adam Sandler - A Christmas Song

  9. 9

    Adam Sandler - Hanukkah Song Part One

  10. 10

    Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song, Pt. 3 [radio Version]

  11. 11

    Adam Sandler - Thanksgiving Song

  12. 12

    Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song

  13. 13

    Adam Sandler - 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden

  14. 14

    Adam Sandler - Chanukah Song (III)

  15. 15

    Adam Sandler - Chris Farley Tribute

  16. 16

    Adam Sandler - Crazy Love

  17. 17

    Adam Sandler - Davey's Song

  18. 18

    Adam Sandler - Gay Robot

  19. 19

    Adam Sandler - Long Ago

  20. 20

    Adam Sandler - Moyda

  21. 21

    Adam Sandler - My Little Chicken

  22. 22

    Adam Sandler - Pibb Goes Surfing

  23. 23

    Adam Sandler - Pibb Tries The Skateboarding

  24. 24

    Adam Sandler - Real Love

  25. 25

    Adam Sandler - Sex Or Weight Lifting

  26. 26

    Adam Sandler - Technical Foul

  27. 27

    Adam Sandler - The Boss And The Secretary

  28. 28

    Adam Sandler - The Chanuka Song

  29. 29

    Adam Sandler - The Chaunaka Song (Part 3)

  30. 30

    Adam Sandler - The Taliban Can

  31. 31

    Adam Sandler - The Thanksgiving Song

  32. 32

    Adam Sandler - Ways To Get Bin Laden

  33. 33

    Adam Sandler - Yippie-Yo-Yo-Yea

  34. 34

    Adam Sandler - 7 Foot Man

  35. 35

    Adam Sandler - Assistant Principal's Big Day

  36. 36

    Adam Sandler - Assistant Principal's Big Day

  37. 37

    Adam Sandler - At The Mall

  38. 38

    Adam Sandler - At The Mall (feat. Kevin Grady)

  39. 39

    Adam Sandler - Baby Got Jack

  40. 40

    Adam Sandler - Back 2 School

  41. 41

    Adam Sandler - Bad Boyfriend

  42. 42

    Adam Sandler - Best Friend

  43. 43

    Adam Sandler - Billy Madison's Victory Song

  44. 44

    Adam Sandler - Buddy

  45. 45

    Adam Sandler - Buddy[moving Train]

  46. 46

    Adam Sandler - Calling Home

  47. 47

    Adam Sandler - Camp Granada

  48. 48

    Adam Sandler - Cock N Balls

  49. 49

    Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 1

  50. 50

    Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 2

  51. 51

    Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 3

  52. 52

    Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 4

  53. 53

    Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 5

  54. 54

    Adam Sandler - Cordurory Blues

  55. 55

    Adam Sandler - Corduroy Blues

  56. 56

    Adam Sandler - Creapin´ On The Mayor

  57. 57

    Adam Sandler - Dancin' And Pantsin

  58. 58

    Adam Sandler - Dancing In The Dark

  59. 59

    Adam Sandler - Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot)

  60. 60

    Adam Sandler - Dip Doodle

  61. 61

    Adam Sandler - Do It For Your Mama

  62. 62

    Adam Sandler - Dream On

  63. 63

    Adam Sandler - Eggs And Candy (Snl)

  64. 64

    Adam Sandler - Fatty McGee

  65. 65

    Adam Sandler - Fleiznavidad

  66. 66

    Adam Sandler - Food Innuendo Guy

  67. 67

    Adam Sandler - Four Years Old

  68. 68

    Adam Sandler - Funny Happy Birthday Song

  69. 69

    Adam Sandler - Girl

  70. 70

    Adam Sandler - Hanukkah

  71. 71

    Adam Sandler - I Feel Pretty

  72. 72

    Adam Sandler - I Feel Pretty(Anger Managment)

  73. 73

    Adam Sandler - I Like Small Butts

  74. 74

    Adam Sandler - I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog

  75. 75

    Adam Sandler - I Will Go Back To School

  76. 76

    Adam Sandler - I'm So Wasted

  77. 77

    Adam Sandler - Im Not

  78. 78

    Adam Sandler - Instead of one day of presents

  79. 79

    Adam Sandler - Intervention Song

  80. 80

    Adam Sandler - Joining The Cult

  81. 81

    Adam Sandler - Kermet and Big Bird Stoned

  82. 82

    Adam Sandler - Knocking Heaven's Door

  83. 83

    Adam Sandler - Leabing Song Part II

  84. 84

    Adam Sandler - Let It Out, Davey

  85. 85

    Adam Sandler - Linda Song

  86. 86

    Adam Sandler - Listenin' To The Radio

  87. 87

    Adam Sandler - Love Stinks

  88. 88

    Adam Sandler - Lunchlady Land

  89. 89

    Adam Sandler - Masturbata

  90. 90

    Adam Sandler - Medium Pace

  91. 91

    Adam Sandler - Memory Lane

  92. 92

    Adam Sandler - Mother's Day Song

  93. 93

    Adam Sandler - Mr. Bake-O

  94. 94

    Adam Sandler - Mr. Spindel's Phone Call

  95. 95

    Adam Sandler - Ode To My Car

  96. 96

    Adam Sandler - Oh Mom...

  97. 97

    Adam Sandler - Operaman

  98. 98

    Adam Sandler - Pickin' Daisies

  99. 99

    Adam Sandler - Piece Of Shit Car

  100. 100

    Adam Sandler - Red Hooded Sweatshirt

  101. 101

    Adam Sandler - Respect

  102. 102

    Adam Sandler - Right Field

  103. 103

    Adam Sandler - Santa Song

  104. 104

    Adam Sandler - Secret

  105. 105

    Adam Sandler - She Comes Home To Me

  106. 106

    Adam Sandler - Sid & Alex

  107. 107

    Adam Sandler - Sloppy Joe

  108. 108

    Adam Sandler - Stan The Man

  109. 109

    Adam Sandler - Station 69

  110. 110

    Adam Sandler - Steve Polychronopolous

  111. 111

    Adam Sandler - Stoned on Sesame Street

  112. 112

    Adam Sandler - Sun Tan Lotion Song

  113. 113

    Adam Sandler - Sweat Beatrice

  114. 114

    Adam Sandler - Teenage Love On The Phone

  115. 115

    Adam Sandler - The Adventures Of The Cow

  116. 116

    Adam Sandler - The Amazing Willy Wanker

  117. 117

    Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver

  118. 118

    Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Janitor

  119. 119

    Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher

  120. 120

    Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher

  121. 121

    Adam Sandler - The Beer Song

  122. 122

    Adam Sandler - The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions

  123. 123

    Adam Sandler - The Buffoon And The Valedictorian

  124. 124

    Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song (II)

  125. 125

    Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song, Part II

  126. 126

    Adam Sandler - The Cheerleader

  127. 127

    Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview

  128. 128

    Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over

  129. 129

    Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson

  130. 130

    Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal

  131. 131

    Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Girl

  132. 132

    Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman

  133. 133

    Adam Sandler - The Goat Song

  134. 134

    Adam Sandler - The Grandma Song

  135. 135

    Adam Sandler - The Hannukah Oing

  136. 136

    Adam Sandler - The Hypnotist

  137. 137

    Adam Sandler - The Hypnotist feat Kevin Nealon

  138. 138

    Adam Sandler - The Lonesome Kicker

  139. 139

    Adam Sandler - The Longest Pee

  140. 140

    Adam Sandler - The Mayor Of Pussytown

  141. 141

    Adam Sandler - The Mule Session

  142. 142

    Adam Sandler - The Peeper

  143. 143

    Adam Sandler - The Psychotic Legend of Uncle Donnie

  144. 144

    Adam Sandler - The Respect Chant

  145. 145

    Adam Sandler - They're All Gunna Laugh At You

  146. 146

    Adam Sandler - Toll Booth Willie

  147. 147

    Adam Sandler - Uses Of The Word Fuck

  148. 148

    Adam Sandler - Voodoo

  149. 149

    Adam Sandler - Welcome My Son

  150. 150

    Adam Sandler - What Do You Love

  151. 151

    Adam Sandler - What The Hell Happened To Me?

  152. 152

    Adam Sandler - Whore! Where Are You?!

  153. 153

    Adam Sandler - You Spin Me Right Round

  154. 154

    Adam Sandler - Zittly Van Zittles

Sex Or Weight Lifting

Adam Sandler

[Adam Sandler]:
Hey how ya doin'? My name's Barry Lakin and I'm here with the man on the street
quiz.

This weeks's show is a doozy man, it really is. I went around the country
with my tape recorder and I taped different people having sex. I would just sit
outside their bedroom windows without anybody knowin' and I would press record
and these people would wail away on each other man they would really go at it
and I captured it on tape. Also I went around the country and I taped people in
weight rooms workin' out man. I would just sit there with my tape recorder,
press record, and these people would have themselves a workout man and I got
that on tape. Now I'm gonna play these tapes for people on the street and see
if they know the difference between people working out and people havin' sex.
Sir, what's your name?

[Man]:
Hi, how ya doin'? My name's Gregory Miner.

[Adam Sandler]:
Oh terrific. My name's Barry Lakin.

[Man]:
Uh huh

[Adam Sandler]:
And let me tell you what I did man. I went around the country and taped people
having sex

[Man]:
Uh huh

[Adam Sandler]:
I also taped people workin' out in a weight room man. I'm gonna play one of the
two tapes for you right now

[Man]:
Ok

[Adam Sandler]:
You dig? You tell me which of the two they're doin' okay? Workin' out or havin'
sex?

[Man]:
Yeah I got ya

[Adam Sandler]:
Alright I'm pressing the play button...Now.

{Moans and screams}

[Adam Sandler]:
What do you think?

[Man]:
Well that's people having sex.

[Adam Sandler]:
No they were doing a Military Press

[Man]:
But..but they...

[Adam Sandler]:
No you're wrong. Thank you very much for stopping by. Amazing what people will
hear. When the human ear wants to hear sex, it hears sex. Hmm. Let's move on to
someone else. Sir, what's your name?

[Man]:
Uh hi my name is Ron.

[Adam Sandler]:
Ron, what's your last name, quick.

[Man]:
Ron Johnson.

[Adam Sandler]:
Alright, that's good enough. My name's Barry Lakin.

[Man]:
Nice to meet you Barry.

[Adam Sandler]:
Terrific. What I'm gonna do now is play a tape for you. And you tell me if
these people are havin' sex..

[Man]:
Yeah?

[Adam Sandler]:
See how he says yeah? Or working out in a fitness center.

[Man]:
Uh huh

[Adam Sandler]:
I'm pressing play...Now.

{Moans and screams}

[Adam Sandler]:
And what do you think?

[Man]:
Uh, that was two gay men having sex.

[Adam Sandler]:
No those were two men doing Butterfly Curls.

[Man]:
Sounded like two gay guys having sex.

[Adam Sandler]:
Well no sir, you are dead wrong.

[Man]:
Alright.

[Adam Sandler]:
Thanks for stopping by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, working out,
building their pectorial muscles. And this man hears gay sex. Which leads me to
the conclusion that this man is either gay himself or not straight. Moving
along. And older gentleman. How are ya sir, what's your name?

[Man]:
Uh Larry Bartowski

[Adam Sandler]:
And Larry, how old are you?

[Man]:
I am 62.

[Adam Sandler]:
My name's Barry Lakin.

[Man]:
Nice to meet you Barry.

[Adam Sandler]:
Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna play a tape for ya. Now you have to tell me if these
two people are having sex or working out. Are you ready sir?

[Man]:
I think I'll be able to do this.

[Adam Sandler]:
Alright sir. Here we go. And play.

{Moans and screams}

[Adam Sandler]:
Okay sir. What was that? Sex or weight lifting?

[Man]:
That was definitely two people having sex.

[Adam Sandler]:
No they were doing Leg Squats.

[Man]:
You're kidding me? They were not having sex?

[Adam Sandler]:
No sir, you are way off base.

[Man]:
I don't believe it.

[Adam Sandler]:
Alright I'll play it back for you again sir. And if you get it right this time,
you will...be the only one who did. Okay so...play.

{Moans and screams}

[Adam Sandler]:
Okay, here's your second chance. What do you think?

[Man]:
Those people were definitely having sex.

[Adam Sandler]:
No wrong again, sir. Thanks for playing the game.

[Man]:
You're kidding me. They, they...

[Adam Sandler]:
Alright sir, I'm moving on, I appreciate it.

[Man]:
They were having sex.

[Adam Sandler]:
Alright that's in your head. Bye bye. Well we learned a lot about men today.
Let's move on to women. How are you?

[Woman]:
Okay.

[Adam Sandler]:
My name's Barry Lakin.

[Woman]:
Hi.

[Adam Sandler]:
Hi. What's your name?

[Women]:
Uh Jessica Sanders.

[Adam Sandler]:
Okay Jessica. What I'm gonna do right now is record something, not play, but
record.

[Woman]:
Oh okay.

[Adam Sandler]:
I'm gonna ask you to close your eyes now. And I'm gonna record something. Then
I'm gonna play it back to you. And you're gonna have to tell me if these to
people are having sex or working out in a gym.

[Woman]:
Okay.

[Adam Sandler]:
Okay, close your eyes. I'm hitting record now. Pay no attention to what's going
on.

[Woman]:
You're unzipping my pants.

[Adam Sandler]:
Yeah that's right. Keep your eyes closed I'm recording something.

[Woman]:
Oh that feels good.

[Adam Sandler]:
Mm-hmm, yeah it feels good here too. Alright. Okay, I'm gonna slow down or I'm
in trouble. Ahh too late I'm gonna blow it here we go

[Woman]:
You got shit all over me.

[Adam Sandler]:
Alright. Okay let me hit stop. And let me rewind that one. Alright now I'm
gonna play it back for you. Are these people having sex or are they in a weight
room. Here we go.

{Playback}

[Adam Sandler]:
Now what do you think?

[Woman]:
That was you having sex with me.

[Adam Sandler]:
That's right and thanks for stoppin' by. Okay. Well, until next time this is
Barry Lakin sayin all the world is schlach.

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