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    Adam Sandler - Bum Biddy

  2. 2

    Adam Sandler - Forgetful Lucy

  3. 3

    Adam Sandler - Grow Old With You

  4. 4

    Adam Sandler - I Wanna Grow Old With You

  5. 5

    Adam Sandler - At A Medium Pace

  6. 6

    Adam Sandler - Somebody Kill Me

  7. 7

    Adam Sandler - The Thanksgiving Song

  8. 8

    Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song

  9. 9

    Adam Sandler - I Feel Pretty

  10. 10

    Adam Sandler - Sex Or Weight Lifting

  11. 11

    Adam Sandler - What Do You Love

  12. 12

    Adam Sandler - Chris Farley Tribute

  13. 13

    Adam Sandler - Crazy Love

  14. 14

    Adam Sandler - Dip Doodle

  15. 15

    Adam Sandler - Funny Happy Birthday Song

  16. 16

    Adam Sandler - I Feel Pretty(Anger Managment)

  17. 17

    Adam Sandler - Love Stinks

  18. 18

    Adam Sandler - Medium Pace

  19. 19

    Adam Sandler - The Chanuka Song

  20. 20

    Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson

  21. 21

    Adam Sandler - The Longest Pee

  22. 22

    Adam Sandler - Yippie-Yo-Yo-Yea

  23. 23

    Adam Sandler - 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden

  24. 24

    Adam Sandler - 7 Foot Man

  25. 25

    Adam Sandler - A Christmas Song

  26. 26

    Adam Sandler - Assistant Principal's Big Day

  27. 27

    Adam Sandler - Assistant Principal's Big Day

  28. 28

    Adam Sandler - At The Mall

  29. 29

    Adam Sandler - At The Mall (feat. Kevin Grady)

  30. 30

    Adam Sandler - Baby Got Jack

  31. 31

    Adam Sandler - Back 2 School

  32. 32

    Adam Sandler - Bad Boyfriend

  33. 33

    Adam Sandler - Best Friend

  34. 34

    Adam Sandler - Billy Madison's Victory Song

  35. 35

    Adam Sandler - Buddy

  36. 36

    Adam Sandler - Buddy[moving Train]

  37. 37

    Adam Sandler - Calling Home

  38. 38

    Adam Sandler - Camp Granada

  39. 39

    Adam Sandler - Chanukah Song (III)

  40. 40

    Adam Sandler - Cock N Balls

  41. 41

    Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 1

  42. 42

    Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 2

  43. 43

    Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 3

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    Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 4

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    Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 5

  46. 46

    Adam Sandler - Cordurory Blues

  47. 47

    Adam Sandler - Corduroy Blues

  48. 48

    Adam Sandler - Creapin´ On The Mayor

  49. 49

    Adam Sandler - Dancin' And Pantsin

  50. 50

    Adam Sandler - Dancing In The Dark

  51. 51

    Adam Sandler - Davey's Song

  52. 52

    Adam Sandler - Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot)

  53. 53

    Adam Sandler - Do It For Your Mama

  54. 54

    Adam Sandler - Dream On

  55. 55

    Adam Sandler - Eggs And Candy (Snl)

  56. 56

    Adam Sandler - Fatty McGee

  57. 57

    Adam Sandler - Fleiznavidad

  58. 58

    Adam Sandler - Food Innuendo Guy

  59. 59

    Adam Sandler - Four Years Old

  60. 60

    Adam Sandler - Gay Robot

  61. 61

    Adam Sandler - Girl

  62. 62

    Adam Sandler - Hanukkah

  63. 63

    Adam Sandler - Hanukkah Song Part One

  64. 64

    Adam Sandler - I Like Small Butts

  65. 65

    Adam Sandler - I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog

  66. 66

    Adam Sandler - I Will Go Back To School

  67. 67

    Adam Sandler - I'm So Wasted

  68. 68

    Adam Sandler - Im Not

  69. 69

    Adam Sandler - Instead of one day of presents

  70. 70

    Adam Sandler - Intervention Song

  71. 71

    Adam Sandler - Joining The Cult

  72. 72

    Adam Sandler - Kermet and Big Bird Stoned

  73. 73

    Adam Sandler - Knocking Heaven's Door

  74. 74

    Adam Sandler - Leabing Song Part II

  75. 75

    Adam Sandler - Let It Out, Davey

  76. 76

    Adam Sandler - Linda Song

  77. 77

    Adam Sandler - Listenin' To The Radio

  78. 78

    Adam Sandler - Long Ago

  79. 79

    Adam Sandler - Lunchlady Land

  80. 80

    Adam Sandler - Masturbata

  81. 81

    Adam Sandler - Memory Lane

  82. 82

    Adam Sandler - Mother's Day Song

  83. 83

    Adam Sandler - Moyda

  84. 84

    Adam Sandler - Mr. Bake-O

  85. 85

    Adam Sandler - Mr. Spindel's Phone Call

  86. 86

    Adam Sandler - My Little Chicken

  87. 87

    Adam Sandler - Ode To My Car

  88. 88

    Adam Sandler - Oh Mom...

  89. 89

    Adam Sandler - Operaman

  90. 90

    Adam Sandler - Patch Song

  91. 91

    Adam Sandler - Pibb Goes Surfing

  92. 92

    Adam Sandler - Pibb Tries The Skateboarding

  93. 93

    Adam Sandler - Pickin' Daisies

  94. 94

    Adam Sandler - Piece Of Shit Car

  95. 95

    Adam Sandler - Real Love

  96. 96

    Adam Sandler - Red Hooded Sweatshirt

  97. 97

    Adam Sandler - Respect

  98. 98

    Adam Sandler - Right Field

  99. 99

    Adam Sandler - Santa Song

  100. 100

    Adam Sandler - Secret

  101. 101

    Adam Sandler - She Comes Home To Me

  102. 102

    Adam Sandler - Sid & Alex

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    Adam Sandler - Sloppy Joe

  104. 104

    Adam Sandler - Stan The Man

  105. 105

    Adam Sandler - Station 69

  106. 106

    Adam Sandler - Steve Polychronopolous

  107. 107

    Adam Sandler - Stoned on Sesame Street

  108. 108

    Adam Sandler - Sun Tan Lotion Song

  109. 109

    Adam Sandler - Sweat Beatrice

  110. 110

    Adam Sandler - Technical Foul

  111. 111

    Adam Sandler - Teenage Love On The Phone

  112. 112

    Adam Sandler - Thanksgiving Song

  113. 113

    Adam Sandler - The Adventures Of The Cow

  114. 114

    Adam Sandler - The Amazing Willy Wanker

  115. 115

    Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver

  116. 116

    Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Janitor

  117. 117

    Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher

  118. 118

    Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher

  119. 119

    Adam Sandler - The Beer Song

  120. 120

    Adam Sandler - The Boss And The Secretary

  121. 121

    Adam Sandler - The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions

  122. 122

    Adam Sandler - The Buffoon And The Valedictorian

  123. 123

    Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song (II)

  124. 124

    Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song, Part II

  125. 125

    Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song, Pt. 3 [radio Version]

  126. 126

    Adam Sandler - The Chaunaka Song (Part 3)

  127. 127

    Adam Sandler - The Cheerleader

  128. 128

    Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview

  129. 129

    Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over

  130. 130

    Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal

  131. 131

    Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Girl

  132. 132

    Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman

  133. 133

    Adam Sandler - The Goat Song

  134. 134

    Adam Sandler - The Grandma Song

  135. 135

    Adam Sandler - The Hannukah Oing

  136. 136

    Adam Sandler - The Hypnotist

  137. 137

    Adam Sandler - The Hypnotist feat Kevin Nealon

  138. 138

    Adam Sandler - The Lonesome Kicker

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    Adam Sandler - The Mayor Of Pussytown

  140. 140

    Adam Sandler - The Mule Session

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    Adam Sandler - The Peeper

  142. 142

    Adam Sandler - The Psychotic Legend of Uncle Donnie

  143. 143

    Adam Sandler - The Respect Chant

  144. 144

    Adam Sandler - The Taliban Can

  145. 145

    Adam Sandler - They're All Gunna Laugh At You

  146. 146

    Adam Sandler - Toll Booth Willie

  147. 147

    Adam Sandler - Uses Of The Word Fuck

  148. 148

    Adam Sandler - Voodoo

  149. 149

    Adam Sandler - Ways To Get Bin Laden

  150. 150

    Adam Sandler - Welcome My Son

  151. 151

    Adam Sandler - What The Hell Happened To Me?

  152. 152

    Adam Sandler - Whore! Where Are You?!

  153. 153

    Adam Sandler - You Spin Me Right Round

  154. 154

    Adam Sandler - Zittly Van Zittles

Calling Home

Adam Sandler

I'm okay at basketball... baseball was more my thing....

Well, uh, I think they have a pickup game goin on at 10 AM tomorrow
morning in the main gym for us freshmen

You playin?

It's a co-ed game, so it's a good chance to see some hungover chicks run
up and down the court, watch their titties bounce, and hopefully have them
back up into your morning dick wood while you D up...

That could be nice

You wanna head over to that frat party and start shotgunning some beers?

Just give me a few minutes, I gotta call my family, tell em I'm all
situated here...

Good deal... I'll be in the bathroom whackin it

(phone dials and rings)
...that's because Mrs. Snidel had her eyebrows and babushka lasered
off, hello?

Hey mom, I'm at school, I'm all moved in, everything's great...

Oh, wonderful... what side of the room did you take?

You mean left or right or... what do you mean?

What side of the room? Did you go window or electrical outlet?

There's, like, five outlets and the window's in the middle of me and
my roommate...

Oh, so everyone wins, how nice... Does your roommate do ecstasy or
snort heroine?

I didn't ask him, mom...

Well, if he does, tell him you're not interested... Not because you're a
nerd, but say it gives you bad diareah(?)

Okay, ma, sounds good...

Yeah!

I gotta get goin, there's an orientation party that's mandatory for
freshmen to attend...

Oh, you should bring cupcakes... When you hand them out to the other
kids, you say 'hi, my name's Tyler, here's to a sweet first year at
college!'

Uh... okay...

You won't, but you should

I will next time... say hi to everybody for me, mom...

You say hello! It'll take you two seconds! They're all at the dinner table
dying to talk to you... Everyone, Tyler's on the phone!

(background)
Man: Hey, hey, hey! Mr. College!
Woman:Who's on the phone?
Mom:Tyler, mom!
Other Man:Let me talk to the superstar!
Mom: Okay, here's your brother!
Other Man:Thanks, mumsy... Hey shitstains, how's it hangin?

Not bad, Pete... It's pretty awesome here...

You gettin laid yet?

Nah, just unpacked...

But I'm sure you found time to smoke a few dicks and lick a few asses, right?

Nooo...

How's the dining hall? Full of tasty beaver?

Yeah, there were a lot of cute girls... and the food wasn't too bad, either..
they actually served chicken parmigian...

Why don't you slap some of that parmigian cheese on a big fat pair of
college jugs and have them for dinner, you fuckin dickwacker?

I'll work on that...

DER! Anyways, I talked to a couple of my landscaping buddies and we
figured that we got a long weekend with you in early Rocktober, cause
Ronnie James Dio is playin up there...

Oh, okay...

Tell your roommate I got his bed

Uh, you can sleep in my bed

That's where Fitz is sleepin, you fuckin asshole!

Man:Hey, I just wanna say hello! Give me the phone!
Pete:Alright, dad! Sorry I didn't go to college like Alfred Einstein here, but
I'm a person too!
Dad:Just give me the phone, moron... How you doin kiddo?

Good, dad...

You enjoyin your freedom?

Yeah...

Don't get anyone pregnant...

I won't...

Okay... here's your grandma

Dad, I don't have time!

Dad:Say hello, there...
Grandma:Who is it? The ladies from the classical shop?
Pete:No grandma, it's the pharmacy
Grandma:Oh, good! Hi, Dimitri, did the cream for my vaginal warts
come in? Cause, like, we're talkin about they're starting to spread
towards the anus...
Pete:Hahahahaha!

Grandma, it's not Dimitri, it's Tyler...

Oh, hi, Bubbie... why aren't you here? We're getting ready to eat!

Grandma, we talked this morning, remember? I went away to school...

Oh, how marvelous! Well, don't study too much or you'll drive yourself
bananas! Take some time for yourself too

Thanks, grandma, I will

College is supposed to be fun!

Yeah...

I had my first gal on gal experience in college!

Ooh...

Dee Snyder was her name... too much hair downstairs... not for me!

That's nice, grandma...

Alright, don't pierce your nipples!

I won't...

Pete:You didn't know grandma dyked out before, did ya?

No, fortunately she never told me...

Have fun gettin that image out of your head tonight when you beat your meat!

Thanks...

Uh oh, dude! Someone else wants to say hello!
(fart)
Hahahahaha! Did you hear that beef?

Yeah, nice job...

Four straight seconds! Let's hear you rip one that long!

I can't...

Damn right, you can't! Cause they don't teach that in one of your stupid
books! You're either born with it or you're not!

Yeah, you got the magic...

(doorbell)
Hold on a second, dildo, someone's at the door...

I can't hold on, I have to go!

Mom:Coming, just let me put the dog downstairs! Okay!
(Door opens)

You gotta be kidding me....

Man:Hello, there...
Mom:Bernie! What brings you over here?
Bernie:I'm just returning the power drill Walter lent me last week
Dad:That's not my drill, Bernie!
Bernie:Well, I guess it's mine! May I eat now?
Mom:Oh, that's why you came over...
Bernie:Yes...
Dad:Terrific, come join us... Pete, go get Bernie a folding chair from the closet!
Pete:Why can't grandma?
Dad:Just do it!
Bernie:Thank you, Walter... Hello, Yeta, how's your health?
Grandma:My labia lips itch, but other than that, I'm fine... knock on wood!
Dad:See, Yeta? The fake wood leg comes in handy!
Grandma:True dat!
(Everyone laughs)

Hello? I have to go!!!

Pete:Sit down, Mr. Fetterman... but don't crush that big hog of yours!
Bernie:Pardon me?
Pete:I said Tyler's on the horn from college
Bernie:Quickly, give me the phone! (sniff) Why does this phone smell so
bad?
Pete:I dunno... I didn't fart in it! But I think my grandma crapped herself...
Bernie:Oh, okay.. Tyler, it's Mr. Fetterman!

Hey, Mr. Fetterman, how you doin?

Do you have a roommate, Tyler?

Yeah, I do...

I must speak to him immediately

He's in the bathroom...

Go get him and bring him to me, now!

Okay... (knock) Hey Brandon!

Brandon:Hold on a second! Come on, Oprah... Let me cum in your
bellybutton! Ohmygod! Oh! love it... (flush) Yeah? What's up?

Could you do me a favor and talk to somebody for a minute?

Yeah, sure... Hello?

Bernie: Hello to you, my friend!

Who dis?

The question isn't who I am, the question is who are you?

Um... What does that mean?

It means you can't escape the truth! What are your plans? To turn Tyler
into a giant recording machine so you that you can take my thoughts to
your leader?

Uh... Come again?

What is your real name? Where do you hail from?

Uh, Brandon Seikz, Im from Oceanside, Long Island...

How dumb do you think I am? Your name is 4-7 and you are a robot made
in a factory on the planet Yumnatz!

Really?

I know this because I too have radar!

I see...

We can make this easy or we can make this intensely difficult... The choice
is yours...

Umm... I'll go with not difficult...

Fine... then pass this message along to your leader... I know about the
pidgeons, so that's not gonna work anymore! I also have buried the blender
in the backyard so better luck next time! I am not an amateur!

Did not say you were...

Let's call it a truce, or let's call it the end of mankind as we know it! Either
way, fuck you! Are we clear, 4-7?

Oh, I get it... I'm on the radio!

Then the message has been sent!

Tyler:Just give me the phone, Brandon...
Brandon:Nice talkin to yall!
Bernie:Die, alien!
Tyler:Sorry bout that, dude...
Brandon:Not a problem!
Tyler:Don't worry, Mr. Fetterman, I got everything under control

I know you do, Tyler, and if he causes any trouble just pull his battery
pack, that'll take him out of the game...

Good deal... Let me just say goodbye to my mother...

Right... and remember, no glove no love, alright?

Yeah, I'll remember that...

Nancy!

Pete:Hey, fuckface! Have fun telling ghost stories tonight with your new
pussy friends!

I will...

Suck a hairy nipple! Here, mumsy!

Mom:Stop cursing!
Pete:I wasn't, mom!
Mom:Just go play with your cock and balls...
Pete:Right away, mom...

Alright, baby, did you remember to bring your dandruff shampoo?

Yeah, I did, mom...

Take the label off if you're embarrassed for your roommate to see it...

I will..

Okay, go have fun at the mixer... call us when you get back to your room

Call ya? It's probly gonna be late, ma!

That's no problem, we'll all wait up, bye bye! (click)

Man, my family aint easy to deal with sometimes...

Nobodys is!

What, your family's a little nutty also?

Oh yes... Ya know? I should actually give them a call, too, let em know
I'm okay...

You got it, I'll be in the bathroom whackin it to my grandma eating out
Dee Snyder...

Good deal...(dialing and ringing)

Gay Robot: Hello?

Hey dad!

Hello, son! Did you join a fraternity yet?

I'm workin on it

Well, when you do, I'll come visit so I can fuck all your new brothers!

You're too horny, dad!

True dat!

Hahahahaha
Hahahahaha

Good times...

Great times...

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