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Acid Bath - Scream Of The Butterfly
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Acid Bath - Cheap Vodka
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Acid Bath - The Bones Of Baby Dolls
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Acid Bath - The Blue
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Acid Bath - Cassie Eats Cockroaches
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Acid Bath - Bleed Me An Ocean
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Acid Bath - Venus Blue
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Acid Bath - Jezebel
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Acid Bath - Dr. Seuss Is Dead
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Acid Bath - Dead Girl
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Acid Bath - Graveflower
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Acid Bath - Tranquilized
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Acid Bath - God Machine
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Acid Bath - Toubabo Koomi
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Acid Bath - Paegan Love Song
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Acid Bath - Finger Paintings Of The Insane
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Acid Bath - New Death Sensation
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Acid Bath - 13 Fingers
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Acid Bath - Diab Soule
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Acid Bath - Discovery channel
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Acid Bath - Dope Fiend
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Acid Bath - The Beautiful Downgrade
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Acid Bath - What Color Is Death
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Acid Bath - Along comes Mary
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Acid Bath - Apartment 13
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Acid Bath - Asleep at the wheel
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Acid Bath - Bad touch
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Acid Bath - Balls out
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Acid Bath - Blood Of God
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Acid Bath - Cassie Eats Cockaroaches
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Acid Bath - Cheese tidbit
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Acid Bath - Convoy
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Acid Bath - Coo coo ca choo
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Acid Bath - Cradled In The Arms Of Death
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Acid Bath - David song
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Acid Bath - Diab Soul
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Acid Bath - Dope Feind
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Acid Bath - Farting with a walkman on
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Acid Bath - Fire water burn
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Acid Bath - Foxtrot uniform charlie kilo
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Acid Bath - Generation Of The Zombie II (Dax's Poem)
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Acid Bath - Go down
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Acid Bath - Going nowhere slow
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Acid Bath - Hell yeah
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Acid Bath - Hooray for boobies
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Acid Bath - I hope you die
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Acid Bath - I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
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Acid Bath - I'm the least you could do
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Acid Bath - It's tricky
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Acid Bath - Jackass
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Acid Bath - Kiss me where it smells funny
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Acid Bath - Legend in my spare time
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Acid Bath - Live at the apollo
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Acid Bath - Locust Spawning
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Acid Bath - Love Eats Its Own
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Acid Bath - Magna cum nada
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Acid Bath - Mama say
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Acid Bath - Mama's boy
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Acid Bath - Mope
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Acid Bath - New Corpse
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Acid Bath - Nightmare at the Apollo
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Acid Bath - No hard feelings
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Acid Bath - Ode Of The Paegan
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Acid Bath - Old Skin
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Acid Bath - Reactor Number 4
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Acid Bath - The Mortician's Flame
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Acid Bath - Toxic Seuss
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Acid Bath
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked myass
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudohomo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomouswith 'super dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister andsoon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids herhair
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in mygenes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made byJimmy Dean
See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk orLewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got alisp he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
