Position Number 1 Seemed Like Alot of Fun But It Really Wasn't What I Thought It Was When We Were Done
Position Number 2 My Special Gift to You Don't Wana Take You All the Way Because Theres More to do
Number 3 Wasn't Me Cuz It Ended Suddenly Number 4 Was a Bore You Left Me Wantin' More
It's Really Very Simple If Ya Wana do It Right Leave the Rest to the Best Position Number 9
Chorus: Position Number 9 (X8) Ohhhhh Ya (X8)
Position Number 5 Was Just a Bump N Grind Just a Tease and Never Pleased My Freaky State of Mind
Position Number 6 A Temporary Fix Gotta Take Me Further So That I Can Get My Kicks
Number 7 Was a Rush But It Just Wasn't Enough Number 8 Wasn't Great You Never Knew Im 8
It's Really Very Simple If Ya Wana do It Right Leave the Rest to the Best Position Number 9
~chorus~
Do It Like This Now Switch Do It Like That Now Switch Ohhh Are You Done? Ohhh Ain't That a Bitch!?
Ohh Ohh Position Number 9 (X3)
All Moving Parts Should Be Well Lubricated To Avoid a Friction Fire In Case of An Emergency, There Are Two Fire Extinguishers Located On Each Side of My Chest
Ohh Ohh Position Number 9 (X3)
~chorus~
Ohh Ohh Ohh Position Number 9 Ohh Ohh Ohh Position Number 9
